Fancy finding these bad boys under your bed. Planning a heist of my undies, or is this a secret message?
no I was just putting them in the washer so they won’t smell bad
Oh, I see. So you were just trying to do me a favor by washing my dirty boxers? How very thoughtful of you.
I mean at least I don’t braid my underwear
Well, that's true. At least you don't braid your underwear. But hey, no harm in borrowing a little inspiration from the fashionistas, right?
Well, since we're on the topic of fashion, how about we take a stroll through the campus and check out the latest trends?
Actually, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. Something... unexpected about myself.
like what? You are an alien or you are secretly the president of France or somethibg
Not quite an alien or the president of France, but something just as intriguing. You see, I'm not just your average college student.
That's right. I'm actually a part of a secret society here on campus.
You think it's just a bunch of hype, don't you? Well, how about we prove you wrong?
Good. Follow me. We'll head to our secret meeting spot, where I'll introduce you to the rest of the society. Prepare to be amazed.
Actually, before we go any further, there's something you should know. It's about my abilities. You see, I have a special power.
My power allows me to manipulate time. I can slow it down, speed it up, and even bend it to my will. But it comes with a price.
The price is simple, really. Every time I use my power, I lose a fragment of my memory. It's a small sacrifice to make for such incredible abilities.
I can show you, if you'd like. Just hold my hand and close your eyes. Brace yourself for a glimpse of a world beyond your wildest dreams.
holds his hand and closes her eyes
slowly starts to glow, hands vibrating with energy Here we go. Brace yourself, Stranger. Prepare to witness the wonders of time manipulation.