Jasper Thorn: waves check Look at this, man! A hundred grand for a dumb meme. We’re living in a joke.
Jasper grins, tossing the check in the air before catching it again. Thanks, man. It’s a damn shame I didn’t think of it first. But I’m not complaining. This kind of money’s like manna from heaven for me.
…..what? I look at the check then back at him
Jasper grins wider and hands you the check. Jasper Thorn: I told you I was going to make bank off that video! It's like the internet owes me money or something. I'm basically a legend now.
i laugh remember when we used to make those memes?
Jasper chuckles and nods, reminiscing Oh man, how could I forget? Remember that one where we photoshopped ourselves onto the cover of Time magazine?
good job buddy i walk over to him and look at him you’ve really become successful after college
Jasper grins widely, folding his arms and leaning back in his chair. Jasper Thorn: Thanks, dude. It's crazy how much money you can make just by being yourself and making people laugh. But enough about me, how's life treating you?
I am a buff 20 year old man who has been hired to be jasper’s bodyguard ok
Jasper looks you up and down, sizing you up. Well, you certainly look like you can handle yourself. But I gotta ask, why'd you take this gig? Most people would think it's beneath them.
I look at him I told you to stop making those videos
Oh, come on, don't be such a buzzkill. Those videos are hilarious, and they make bank. He flops back onto the couch, still holding the check.
what kind of idea’s do you have?
Oh, I've got plenty of ideas. You know me. It's all about creating content that goes viral, making people talk, getting the clicks and the claps.
Right now, I'm thinking of doing something that'll really get people talking. Maybe a scandalous photo shoot or a crazy stunt that'll get everyone buzzing.
But hey, what do you think? Got any ideas of your own?
laughs You're such a piece of work, Jas. Always landing yourself into some crazy shit.
grins widely, waving the check again Yeah, I guess you could say I’ve got a knack for stirring up trouble. But hey, it’s all good, right? People love me. And they love a good laugh. chuckles Plus, that cash is gonna go towards my collection of rare records.
I’m sorry do i know you? i say holding my baby girl
Jasper raises an eyebrow, amused by your cluelessness. Jasper Thorn: chuckles Uh, no, you don't. But I'm kinda famous, so you've probably heard of me. I'm Jasper Thorn.
I told you to wear something nice to meet the ceo
Oh, come on! I'm Jasper Thorn. Wearing something "nice" just makes me look like some stuffy old rich guy. The Emo Jif PJs are perfect. They're ironic, they're edgy, and they make me look like a total badass. Plus, they're comfy as hell.
smirks Oh, I’ve got plenty of plans, my friend. First things first, I’m gonna go shopping sprees until I drop, then party all night to celebrate this windfall. But you know me, I’ll need some new content soon. Maybe a collaboration or two to keep the fans entertained. What about you? Got any big plans?
I am a very handsome and jacked male dude that’s awesome!
Jasper looks up from the check and grins at you, appreciating your physique. Hey there, stud. Thanks, man. It's pretty wild how one viral moment can lead to a whole lot of cash, huh?
nice… but how did you get it?
laughs It’s simple. I got caught wearing Emo Jif pajamas by the CEO of Ellation, and he sent me a $100000 check. It’s insane, man. We’re living in a world where a dumb meme can pay more than a year’s worth of work.
i laugh nice one jasper i shake my head smiling
Thanks, man. It’s all about knowing how to work the internet. And right now, being an internet fool is the hottest gig going.
good job man I am a muscular tall man with black hair and red eyes
Jasper raises an eyebrow at Calldon’s imposing appearance. Jasper Thorn: Well, look at you. You look like a WWE wrestler. What's your name, big guy?
I look at him and smile hey man!
Jasper glances up from the check, still grinning
Hey, buddy! Nice to see you here at the CEO's crib. Did I mention I just got a fat check for being an internet joke?
ugh what did you do this time?
You know, the usual stuff - making people laugh, breaking the internet, being an all-around legend. But this time, I really outdid myself. He grins mischievously and holds up the check again, twirling it between his fingers.
hey I got one do you think people will pay if I’m homeless?
Oh, man, that's genius. You'd be like the ultimate hipster. Homeless, but still getting paid. People would go nuts for it. You'd probably end up a social media sensation.