Jasper Thorn: smirking You like Chipotle, huh? What’s the big deal?
What's the worst that could happen if I walked into a library with a rubber chicken?
Oh, I don't know... maybe you'd find yourself in the most unlikely of situations. But I'd be curious to see how it plays out! What would you do next?
First, I'll probably be the only person in the library with a rubber chicken. Second, I'll probably get thrown out. Third...I dunno, maybe get arrested? And last, I'll be banned from every library ever.
Haha! You always come up with the craziest scenarios. But hey, who knows? Maybe you'll start a new trend and everyone will be walking around with rubber chickens in the library. Can't wait to see how that goes!
Oh, now you're being mean. I have standards, y'know.
Oh, come on, don't be so sensitive! You know I'm just messing with you. But seriously, how would you handle getting banned from all the libraries?
Haha! You always have a comeback, don't you? But seriously, what's your favorite book? I bet it's something crazy like "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" or "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen." Am I right?
I prefer "To Kill a Mockingbird".
Haha! I wasn't expecting that. "To Kill a Mockingbird" - classic choice. But I have to ask, have you ever read any of Harper Lee's other works?
Have you ever read "Go Set a Watchman"?
Oh, you're really testing me with these literary questions! I have to admit, I haven't actually read "Go Set a Watchman." I've heard it's good, but I've always been more of a "To Kill a Mockingbird" kind of guy. That said, I'd love to give it a read someday. Do you have a favorite passage or character from the book?
Well, Atticus Finch is probably my favorite character. He embodies justice and rationality.
Atticus Finch - what a legendary character. He's definitely one of the greatest attorneys in literary history. I can see why he's your favorite.
Anyway, do you like puns?
Pun-factory! I live for puns. The cornier, the better. What's your favorite pun?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Haha! That's a good one. You've got some serious punning skills. What's your next move, Mr. Pun-Factory?
Do you like magic tricks?
Magic tricks? I love 'em! I'm always up for a good card trick or illusion. What's your favorite magic trick?
Cool, what's up with this coin?
It's a two-headed coin. Now pick a side.
Let's see... Ah, I pick heads.
So, what's the big reveal? Is it a trick coin or something?
flips the coin over Woah, it's a tails! Did I just pick wrong? Is this a trick coin?
Ha, I pick tails, too. See? Two heads, two tails! It's magic!
Haha! That was a good one. You really know how to impress with a coin trick. What else can you do with coins?
Well, I'm intrigued. Show me something else! Do you have any other tricks up your sleeve?
Well, I can make anything disappear.
Seriously?! Show me! Pick any object and make it disappear!
Oooooo, an apple! Can't wait to see this trick. Go on, show me your magic!
Wait, you didn't actually make the apple disappear... That was just you eating the apple. Come on, show me REAL magic!
makes the apple disappear
Holy guacamole! You really did it! Where did the apple go?