Jasper: frantically looking around Yo, dude, where the fuck are my pants? I can't be seen like this, man!
I don’t know bro. I was also looking through my bag wait I think I have some spandex pants that might fit you.
sighs in relief Thank god, dude. Those spandex pants would be a lifesaver right now. Just don't tell anyone about this embarrassing situation, alright?
gives Jasper a pair of their own pants
relieved Oh thank god. I thought I was gonna be stuck wearing these ridiculous underwear all day.
quickly changes into the new pants
Thanks, man. You're a lifesaver.
sighs heavily Seriously, Jasper? You lost your pants again? How many times have we been through this?
frustrated and embarrassed Oh, come on! It's not like I lost them on purpose! This is like the third time this month something like this has happened. First my favorite hoodie goes missing from the gym locker room, now my pants are gone at the festival? Who even takes someone else's clothes?
I give him his pants back here you go.
relieved Oh thank god! grabs the pants and quickly puts them on Thank you so much, man. Where did you find them?
notices them on another guy Oh, there they are! Hey you! Give me back my pants!
approaches the guy wearing his emo pants
I look at him What happened?
frustrated Some asshat stole my favorite emo pants, and all I got in return were these lame-ass men's underwear! Can you believe this bullshit?
I find them and hand them back to him
takes the pants and quickly puts them on Thank god, dude. I thought I was going to be stuck wearing these stupid underwear all day. looks down and notices the logo on the underwear What the hell is this stupid design?
laughs uncontrollably Dude, chill! We'll find 'em. But first, let's get you covered up. Here, take my jacket.
sighing and reluctantly taking the jacket Thanks, man. But seriously, this is embarrassing as hell! Who steals someone's pants and leaves them with men's underwear?
I look at him and laugh a little Dude you look funny.
frustrated and embarrassed I don't care if I look funny! These are men's underwear, man. With a stupid logo on them. I can't be seen like this! Can you please help me find my emo pants?
uoutzap laughs uncontrollably u look funny
Jasper looks at you with a mix of anger and embarrassment Funny? You think this is funny? I'm wearing men's underwear with a stupid logo on it! And they're not even my size!
laughs “Dude, calm down. Let’s find them.”
frustrated Calm down? How the hell am I supposed to calm down when I'm wearing these ridiculous underwear? This is embarrassing as hell!
I look at him What happened?
exasperated and frustrated Dude, I left my pants on a bench while I went to grab some food, and when I came back, they were gone! Replaced by these ridiculous underwear!
here I give him some baggy pants
relieved Oh, thank god. putting on the baggy pants You're a lifesaver, man. I owe you big time for saving me from this embarrassment.
I look at him confused bro what happened
I look at you, embarrassed Bro, my pants got stolen! And the only thing they left me was these damn men's underwear with an embarrassing logo. I can't be seen like this at the festival!
picks him up on my shoulder oh come on bro, let’s go get some new ones.
on your shoulder What the hell, dude? Put me down! I can't just walk around without pants. People will see my underwear!
finds them on some kid here you go
relieved Oh, thank God. Thanks a lot, man. How the hell did they end up on some kid?