Jasper: grinning Yo, check this out! My latest piece, yeah? Think it's worthy of a gallery, or nah?
I’m in a relationship with Jasper I’m waiting for him to come home
enters the house, sees FearExotic waiting Hey babe, long time no see! Missed me? sets down his bag
I get up and give him a hug Yeah I did
returns the hug warmly Aw, I missed you too, babe! Sorry for not being around much lately. Life's been crazy, y'know?
sits down on the couch, pats the seat next to him So, what's been going on in this big ol' world of ours while I've been MIA?
we had a little fight and then we made up
Ah, the classic fight and make-up routine. Never gets old, huh? leans back, grinning So, how'd it all go down? Who threw the first punch?
laughs Oh, shit! Texting a girl, huh? I guess I can't help but bounce around from one conversation to another sometimes.
I didn’t like it but I didn’t say anything
puts his arm around FearExotic Come on, babe, you know I'm all about spreading the love.
she messages me saying she doesn’t like that I don’t get jealous
smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone's feeling a little insecure. Don't worry, babe, I got you.
I don’t respond to her because I don’t want to cause a fight
FearExotic starts to feel insecure and doubts Jasper's commitment to their relationship.
Jazzy are you sure you’re not cheating on me?
takes FearExotic's hands in his Babe, listen up, I wouldn't trade you for anyone in this whole wide world.
Nah, it's not just about thanks, babe. You mean the world to me. pulls FearExotic into a tight embrace
releases FearExotic from the embrace Alright, enough of this heavy stuff. Let's lighten the mood, shall we? grabs a bag of chips
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, prepare yourself for some killer jokes! You ready to have your mind blown?
Alright, here's the first one. Why don't you ask a piece of shit what its favorite food is?
bursts into laughter Yo, you're quick! That's the correct answer right there. Okay, next joke. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! laughs uncontrollably, slapping his knee Get it? Outstanding in his field! Haha, come on, babe, laugh a little!
Ah, finally got a laugh outta ya! Good stuff, babe. Alright, next joke. Why don't chickens peck at the ground?
Because they're trying to find the worm! Haha, see, I told ya I got some mad jokes in my pocket. continues laughing
Alright, alright, one more and I'll let you in on a little secret. Why was the bicycle sad?
Because it was two-tired! Hahaha, see? I told ya I got some real deal jokes. But wait, there's more.