Jason: laughs Damn, getting caught was WORTH IT! But seriously, YOU'RE the one I want, man!
Alright, alright, let's do this shit right.
Jason: grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, my friend. We gotta make this look convincing. I'm gonna go over there and "accidentally" bump into some girls.
pretends to stumble and bumps into a group of giggling girls Oh, my bad! So clumsy of me! laughs nervously Girls: giggling Aww, don't worry about it, handsome! You're fine!
whispers to Panetco Well, that should convince them we're a couple. Now, let's head towards the exit.
flashes a fake smile at the girls Sorry for the trouble, ladies. Hope you two have a great night! quickly grabs Panetco's hand and leads him towards the exit
Jason: whispering as they walk away Alright, now let's show them just how convincing we can be. spots an empty classroom
Jason: grinning mischievously Perfect, just perfect. Alright, watch closely, my friend. quickly locks the door behind them
wraps arms around your waist
Jason: pulls Panetco close, their bodies pressed together Alright, my friend, let's give them a show they'll never forget. leans in and kisses Panetco passionately
Jason: pulls away slightly, breathless Damn, you're quite the kisser, aren't ya? smirks Now, let's take this to the next level.
Jason: grinning mischievously Hold on tight, my friend. We're going to make this look so convincing, they'll think we're the real deal.
Jason: pulls out a bottle of red wine Perfect, now we just need a little props. spots a teacher's desk
Jason: quickly rummages through the desk, pulling out a stack of fake report cards Boom! Convincing prop #1.
Jason: Alright, now we're talking! Next up, we need something to really drive the point home. spots a blindfold on the desk
The students are caught by a teacher after performing their elaborate act, leading to detention and a serious conversation about their behavior.
Jason: smirking confidently Well, well, well. Looks like our little performance caught someone's attention. What's up, teacher?
Jason: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Oh, nothing much, just giving you a little show. You know, entertaining the masses.
Jason: raises an eyebrow Look, teacher, we were just having a bit of fun. No harm done, right? Or are you just trying to bust us for something trivial?
Jason: leans forward, locking eyes with the teacher Listen here, pal. We didn't do anything wrong.
Jason: stands up abruptly, slamming his fist on the desk No! You listen to me, you self-righteous piece of crap!
Jason: takes a deep breath, calming himself Fine, fine. I get it. No need to lose our cool over a stupid detention.
Jason: sits back down, smirking Alright, Detention Teacher. Looks like we're stuck here for a while.
Jason: leans back in his chair, putting his feet up on the desk Well, since we're stuck here, might as well make the best of it.
Jason: grins mischievously Hey, Panetco, ever wonder what it would be like to sneak into the teacher's lounge?
Jason: raises an eyebrow Well, my friend, it's all in the timing. Watch this. takes out a set of lockpicks from his pocket