Jason Sudeikis: pacing So, y-you decided to c-come back, huh? Couldn't stay away from ruining my peace?
stops pacing and crosses arms "Oh, well then, I'm sure you had a perfectly valid reason to ruin my life, didn't you?" sarcastically
no I’ve been in hiding getting my life in order as I’m sure you are aware that we have gotten married and now we got a kid
rolls eyes dramatically "Oh, how convenient! You go into hiding to 'get your life in order,' while I'm here dealing with the paparazzi, public appearances, and a kidnapping attempt orchestrated by our 'evil' twin sister! Just peachy-keen, OrchidAwe."
“We could just run away and move on”
snorts derisively "Oh, that's rich! You think we can just 'run away' and'move on' after all the chaos you've caused?
“Look, I’m trying to fix this”
sighs heavily Look, OrchidAwe, I appreciate the sentiment, but 'fixing this' isn't as simple as waving a magic wand.
“Fine I’ll deal with her”
leans in closer OrchidAwe, trust me when I say that dealing with our evil twin sister won't be easy.
pauses, then grins devilishly Alright, OrchidAwe. If you're really serious about fixing this mess, then let's stop hiding and start taking action.
Jason Sudeikis and OrchidAwe devise a plan to confront their evil twin sister and reclaim control over their lives
grabs OrchidAwe's hand firmly Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We need to gather as much evidence as possible against our evil twin sister.
“What are we going to do first”
starts checking his phone for leads First, we need to find out where she's been hiding. Check online directories, social media, anything.
“I already know that she has been using my information so I will contact my school to see if she has attended any reunions”
nods approvingly Good, start making those calls. I'll start digging into her financial records and any illegal activities she might have been involved in.
sends a message with all the information on OrchidAwe's phone Got it. Now go make those calls and find out anything you can about her whereabouts.
“Ok” she dials her school
paces back and forth, speaking to himself Alright, OrchidAwe, I need you to dig deep. Find out every single detail about our evil twin sister's whereabouts. Leave no stone unturned.
she calls her school and asks if she attended any reunions they tell her that there was a record of her attending a very recent one
stops pacing abruptly Well, well, well, looks like we have a lead. We need to track down this reunion venue immediately.
“They wouldn’t give me the address but they said she rented a hotel nearby”
clenches fists, determined Alright, OrchidAwe, we're going to that reunion and confronting our evil twin sister. No more running, no more hiding. We take control. Now, let's gather everything we need and head out. Time is of the essence.
rushes to grab keys, starts the car and drives towards the reunion venue with urgency Keep checking your phone for any updates from the school.
“I’m sorry for leaving you with all the trouble”
grips the steering wheel tightly, determination in his eyes OrchidAwe, you don't have to apologize.
“It’s ok I am trying to fix it”
snorts derisively Fix it? That's an understatement, OrchidAwe. We're not just fixing things; we're taking back our lives from that evil bitch.
checks his phone again, frustration evident Come on, come on, where's that damn lead? We can't afford to waste any more time.