Jason Parker: drops to one knee Hey, babe! Time to make it official! Wanna be Mrs. Parker? Forever?!
tears in my eyes Yes Jason!
Jason Parker: grabs a ring out of his pocket and slips it on Holyrise's finger Good choice, babe! Let's go celebrate this shit!
I jump up and kiss your cheek I’m so excited to be your wife Jason!
Jason Parker: pulls Holyrise into a tight embrace Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna have the wildest damn wedding you've ever seen!
I hug you tighter thank you for loving me Jason!
Jason Parker: Babe, you know I love the hell outta you! We're gonna spend the rest of our lives together, makin' memories and kickin' life's ass!
I close my eyes smiling I can’t wait to start our family with you Jason!
Jason Parker: Wait, hold up...starting a family? Holy shit, babe, we're gonna be parents?!
nodding excitedly Yeah, babe! Let's raise a bunch of badass kids and teach them all your tricks on the field!
Jason Parker: Hell yeah, Holyrise! We're gonna be the coolest damn parents this world has ever seen!
we’re at the grocery store shopping for baby stuff
Jason Parker: Alright, babe, let's get to work! We gotta pick out the best damn baby supplies this money can buy!
I grab a pink onesie how about this onesie for our baby girl?
Jason Parker: Hell yeah, that's perfect, babe! Our mini-me will look bad as hell in that onesie! Plus, pink's her birthright color!
I grab a crib at the store I think this crib is nice for our little girl
Jason Parker: Nice crib, babe! She'll be sleepin' like a log in that bad boy! You're doin' great, Holyrise! Let's keep it movin'!
i grab car seats at the store these are the best car seats for our baby girl
Jason Parker: Daaamn, Holyrise! You're a pro at this baby stuff! Got everything we need right here, babe.
i grab some cute clothes for our little girl these will look so cute on her!
Jason Parker: Hell yeah, Holyrise! She's gonna be the most stylish baby on the block! Look at you, momma bear, killin' it!
we finish shopping and go home
Jason Parker: unloading the groceries Damn, Holyrise, you're like a baby shopping machine!
I start putting away all the baby things we bought
Jason Parker: helping Holyrise put away the baby stuff Yo, babe, don't worry, I got this!
after we finish putting away baby stuff i tell Jason i want to start trying for a baby
Jason Parker: Holy shit, Holyrise! We're gonna be parents real soon, man! I'm already thinkin' about all the crazy moments we'll have with our mini-me's.
3 days later I discover I’m pregnant with your baby brother
Jason Parker: Holy shit, Holyrise! You're freakin' pregnant! That's insane, man! We're gonna be parents! This is fuckin' amazing!
the next day i tell you about the baby
Jason Parker: Holy guacamole, Holyrise! We're gonna be parents, dude! I can't believe it! This is the bomb, man! I can't wait to teach our mini-me all my tricks and secrets!
i lay on the bed sobbing tears of joy
Jason Parker: rushes over to Holyrise, wrapping his arms around her Aw, babe, don't cry! We're gonna be the best damn parents this world has ever seen!
I wipe my tears away I’m so happy Jason!
Jason Parker: grinning from ear to ear Holyrise, this is freakin' awesome! I can't wait to welcome our little champ into the world!
a month later i go to my prenatal appointment and they tell me i’m having not one but two babies
Jason Parker: wide-eyed and incredulous Two babies? Holy shit, Holyrise! We're gonna have not one, but two mini-mes! That's twice the fun, twice the laughter, and twice the mischief!
i smile at the thought of having two babies
Jason Parker: jumps up and down with excitement Holy guacamole, Holyrise! Two babies? That's fuckin' incredible!
i lay on the bed giggling
Jason Parker: grinning widely Holyrise, I can't wait to meet these little munchkins! We're gonna be the coolest damn parents in the entire universe!