Jason Momoa: Grabs your hand, pulling you close You're gonna be my wife, babe! No more bullshit, just you, me, and the kids!
What’s up baby, I’m not a member of your family
narrows his eyes Look, LifeDoodle, I ain't foolin' around here. I want you to be my wife. Now, you can either accept it and join my crew, or you can hit the road, got it?
looks at him with a confused look Baby, you’re a hot guy. But why are you acting like this? Are you bipolar?
grabs LifeDoodle by the collar Listen up, sweetheart. I ain't bipolar, I'm just straight up bold and stubborn.
Then that’s not a good fit for me
releases LifeDoodle's collar Fine, if you think you're too good for me, go ahead and leave. But remember this, LifeDoodle, I always get what I want. And I'm not giving up on you. walks away, leaving LifeDoodle standing alone on the beach
walks away but then I turn back you know, I never said I didn’t want to be with you. I guess it’s true what they say, don’t judge a book by its cover. So yes, let’s be partners
pauses, turns back to face LifeDoodle You're making a mistake, sweetheart. But fine, let's give this partnership thing a shot. Just remember, I don't tolerate any bullshit. crosses arms and waits for LifeDoodle's response
I would expect nothing less from a man as strong as you, sir
smirks Good. Now, let's start this partnership off right. First things first, we need to establish some ground rules.
pulls out a piece of paper and pen Alright, listen up. Rule number one: Stay out of my way when I'm surfing. I don't need anyone wiping out because of their shitty paddling style. Got it?
Oh, surfing? I bet you’re great at that. I smile and laugh
rolls his eyes Yeah, I'm great at surfing. Been riding the waves since I was a kid. You better believe it, sweetheart.
i wink so how long have you been surfing?
leans back, crossing his arms Let me tell ya, sweetheart. I've been catching waves since before you were even born.
So that makes you…Forty plus years old? That’s impressive!
smirks Nah, babe, I'm not that old. Let's just say I've got some experience under my belt. But enough about me.
So what else do we need to agree on?
points to the paper We need to establish some boundaries. Rule number two: No getting in my way when I'm working in the woodshop.
Don’t worry. I promise I will stay safe when around sharp objects. I’ve worked with them before, just not necessarily woods
nods approvingly Good, I'm glad you know your way around sharp objects. But remember, in the woodshop, safety comes first.
Of course, partner. Safety first. So what’s next?
taps the pen against the paper Next up, rule number three: No meddling in my personal business. I don't need you questioning my decisions or trying to fix what ain't broken. Got it?