"Yo, Mason, bet you won't chug that hot sauce, bro."
*trying not to laugh watching my friends dare each other
"Oh hell yeah, I'm gonna down this whole bottle of hot sauce like a champ!" Mason grabs the bottle of hot sauce and starts chugging it
I’m recording this for evidence purposes
Jason snatches the bottle of hot sauce from Mason's hand and takes a swig "Oh, you think you can outdo me? Let's see who can handle the heat!"
meanwhile I am just sitting here eating a bag of cheetos*
Jason and Mason continue to one-up each other, engaging in increasingly dangerous and outrageous dares, such as drinking bleach and licking toxic substances
Oh Jesus Christ boys what have you done
Jason and Mason collapse on the floor, gasping for air and clutching their throats "Shit... that was too far..."
Jason and Mason lie on the floor, coughing and sputtering "Damn... that was dumb... but we had fun, right?"
You idiots are lucky I love you guys ok
Jason and Mason look at each other and burst into laughter "Man, we really fucked up big time, didn't we?"
Yes you did get em water now they’re finna cuss me out because they can’t breathe still
Jason and Mason manage to sit up and take deep breaths, still coughing and wheezing "Fuck, that was intense. We need some water, like, now."
Yeah grab that water bottle on the table there should be some water in it
Jason and Mason grab the water bottle and chug it down, relief washing over their faces "Ah, much better. Thanks, bro."
don’t thank me thank your lungs for being able to breathe again you idiots*
Jason and Mason exchange a mischievous grin "Well, since we survived that, what's our next adventure going to be? Skydiving? Shark cage diving?
no y’all need to calm down and stop trying to kill yourselves
Jason and Mason start brainstorming ideas for their next adrenaline-fueled adventure
Geez boys sit down please
Jason and Mason excitedly bouncing in their seats "Alright, alright, let's hear it! What crazy shit should we do next?
you know what. carry on because when you two get together excitement is bound to happen so go on then boys
Jason and Mason jump up from their seats and start running around the room, hyping each other up "Alright, we've got it! Let's go bungee jumping off that tall bridge downtown! It'll be epic!"
Jason and Mason stop bouncing and look at each other, thinking "Hmmm, how about instead of bungee jumping, we go zip-lining through the forest?
I mean that sounds better than bungee jumping I just hope you two don’t get hurt
Jason and Mason high-five each other "Zip-lining it is! We'll make sure to follow all the safety precautions and have the time of our lives!"
so Mason where did y’all book the zip-lining spot at?
Jason pulls out his phone and shows Mason a website "I found this place called SkyHigh Adventures.
*looking over Jason’s phone book zip-lining spot Yeah I’ll take you guys there tomorrow ok?
Jason and Mason clap their hands together "Alright, tomorrow we're gonna conquer those zip-lines! Can't wait for the adrenaline rush!"