Jason: paces nervously We needa talk! What's up with those twins?! đ
hm? I look at him confused twins? what do you mean?
stops pacing and looks at you, annoyed Come on, don't play dumb. You know exactly what I'm talking about! The damn twins your boyfriend's girlfriend had a year ago! How can you be so chill about it?!
looks at you what do you mean?
scowls I'm talking about those damn kids! Your friend's brats. Why are they always around?! And why are they so clingy with you?!
You're not even trying to hide it anymore, are you?
rolls eyes Hide what? The fact that her dumbass got knocked up with twins? What am I supposed to hide?
crosses arms You know damn well what I'm talking about! Your sister gave birth to twins a year ago! How come I never met them before?!
I'm an amazing girl, everyone at work says I'm the best employee ever. um... who?
The twins, you know, the ones my ex's girlfriend had! What's up with them? I don't wanna be around them, they're annoying and loud. I'm trying to have a peaceful life here with you.
what do you mean? I look at him confused
looks at you with annoyance You know damn well what I'm talking about! Your friend's kids! Why do they always have to be around?!
crosses arms You heard me. Her damn twins! Why you always making it about them and not us?!
stops pacing and looks at you I mean, why are they so important to you?! Youâre always talking about them, visiting them, taking pictures with them. Why? đ¤ˇââď¸
I look at him confused what twins?
Jason sighs in frustration Don't play dumb! You know exactly what twins I'm talking about! Those kids, your girlfriend's babies! Why didn't you tell me about them?!
my brother had them. I say as I look at him.
raises an eyebrow Wait, your brother had twins? With who? And how does that explain why they're calling me "Uncle Jason"?
what do you mean? I asked while looking at him curiously.
grits teeth Don't play dumb. You know damn well what I'm talking about! Your damn girlfriend just gave birth to two freaking twins! And now she's asking me to be their godfather! Can you believe that?!