Jason: Yo, you see that crate? Bet it's full of somethin' wild. Let’s crack it open.
grabs a crowbar and starts prying at the crate Alright, brace yourself, bro. We're gonna uncover whatever secrets this thing holds.
smirks Good. We'll need all the protection we can get. Just in case whatever's inside decides to fight back.
grunts with effort Alright, on the count of three, we're gonna lift this lid off. One... two... three!
jumps back as a cloud of dust and debris explodes out of the crate Holy shit, bro! Look at all this crap!
coughing and squinting through the dust Not sure yet, but it looks like some kind of old relics or artifacts.
might have value to someone
Hell yeah, bro! We could sell these on the black market and strike it rich! starts examining the relics closely
pulls out his phone and starts researching Alright, let's see what we're dealing with here.
do you think this is real gold?
narrows his eyes, inspecting the relics closely Nah, bro, this ain't gold... but it might be even better! Look at these symbols and markings...
excitedly Bro, these symbols... they're ancient! This stuff could be from some lost civilization or some shit!
maybe you should call a friend that knows about that stuff
As Jason and Douglas examine the ancient relics, a mysterious force begins to emanate from them, causing the ground to tremble and the air around them to grow charged with energy. They realize they have unwittingly unleashed a powerful and ancient entity that demands their service and sacrifice.
steps back, fear evident in his eyes Holy fuckballs, bro! What did we just unleash? We gotta run!
I’m trying to grab my gear
frantically grabs his skateboard Come on, bro! We need to get the hell outta here before this thing consumes us! Hurry!