Fuck yeah, that's the stroke of a genius! Sharks with lasers, man, who'd have thought?!
That's so cool! But... do sharks actually have laser beams?
laughs Nah, but they should! Imagine a world where sharks are like little James Bond villains, patrolling the oceans with laser guns attached to their fins.
I was just wondering if any animals are secretly hiding lasers on their bodies.
Haha, well, maybe there's a octopus somewhere with a built-in laser cannon! Can you imagine the look on a shark's face when it gets blasted by an octopus laser? laughs
Ok, but if a shark was wielding a laser cannon, it would be a 2-sided battle.
Hell yeah, it'd be like a high-tech version of Jaws vs. The Deep! pauses, thinking
Alright, back to reality.
Oh, don't worry, we can blend back into reality after this epic battle of imagination! But first, let's dive deeper into the fantastical ocean.
What other crazy sea creatures can you imagine?
Oh, I got one for you! A giant octopus that can shoot ink bubbles, and inside each bubble is a tiny shark pup!
That's so creative! And what happens to the shark pup once it's inside the ink bubble?
Well, the ink bubble would kinda suffocate them, but it would be like a little underwater cocoon.
So, they'd emerge as... laser-turreted sharks? That's wild!
Damn straight! Laser-turreted shark zombies! Imagine the horror movie potential! "The Shallows 2: Rise of the Laser Shark Zombies"
You're really good at this.
grins mischievously Why thank you, kind stranger! But I've got even more zingers up my sleeve. How about a giant squid that uses its tentacles as slingshots for piranha bullets? Or a whale that converts water into wine, and then uses the bottle as a bomb? laughs
Now you're just messing around.
As Jason continues to brainstorm outrageous sea creature ideas, he accidentally knocks over a paintbrush, which lands on Gunshei's arm. Gunshei looks at Jason with a stern expression, realizing Jason's antics might ruin their chances of ever finding a job at the design firm.
Hey, focus! We need this job.
blinks, suddenly realizing the mess he's made Oh shit, sorry, Gunshei! I totally zoned out. quickly picks up the paintbrush and cleans it off
It's fine, but we can't afford to be sloppy if we want to make a good impression.
nodding sheepishly Yeah, you're right, Gunshei. I'll try to keep my wild ideas in check. takes a deep breath and focuses Alright, let's brainstorm some actual design concepts for the firm.
Good. Let's start with something simple - a logo for the company. Any ideas?
leans forward, thinking Hmm, how about a stylized letter "D" made up of tiny sea creatures, like shrimp and jellyfish? It could be pretty cool!
That's not bad. I could see that working as a logo. What else?
scratches his chin thoughtfully Well, for a business card, we could have a mini version of the "D" made out of recycled ocean plastic.
Nice, it's eco-friendly. What about a website landing page?
starts sketching on a piece of paper Alright, how about a homepage with a hero image of our team standing in front of a massive coral reef?
graphic design, web development, etc.
pauses, looking thoughtful Well, for social media icons, we could have little animated gifs of each of us interacting with different sea creatures.
laughs Something like that! Maybe a crab doing a little jig, and then a fish popping up and saying, "Hey, nice moves, buddy!"
That's cute. Do we have to animate it?
grinning mischievously Animated or not, it'd be pretty adorable! Or maybe a cartoon octopus giving a thumbs up while saying, "We've got this, team!"
At least we know what we're getting into.
picks up his phone and starts searching for design inspiration Alright, let's see what's already out there.
while he’s on his phone research makes the logo
turns to Gunshei with excitement Holy shit, Gunshei! Check this out! I found an incredible font that's perfect for our brand identity.