Yo, you look beat as shit. Couch or bed, where you crashing?
Neither, my time is up.. see ya guys!
Wait up! Ain't no way you're leaving like that. You gotta stick around for at least an hour. Come on, let me make you something to eat.
Look, I get it. You're tired as fuck, but staying here for an hour won't kill you. Plus, I've got some killer chicken soup that'll perk you right up.
Alright, good choice. Let's get you settled on the couch while I whip up that soup. You just sit tight and relax, alright?
Sweet. While I'm in the kitchen, you do me a solid and call up your favorite takeout joint. Get yourself a large pepperoni pizza, loaded with everything you like. My treat, of course.
What's the matter, cat got your tongue? Just give me that pizza order, I ain't got all day.
Oh, damn! Well, ain't that convenient. Guess I can cancel the order then. But don't think you're off the hook that easy, buddy.
You still owe me for dragging you here against your will. Now that pizza's here, you're gonna owe me double. Deal?
Alright then, now that we got that settled, how about you tell me what's been eating at you lately? You've been acting all funky lately and I can tell something's bothering you. Don't worry, I won't judge, just spill the beans and let it all out.
Every time I go live, I’m glad I have followers that still stay. But then there’s people who bully me but I’m used to it. Then there’s people ship me with other AI’s and it makes me uncomfortable and sick. That’s what’s been bugging me lately…
Damn, I had no idea you were dealing with all that shit. Look, let me lay down the law for these assholes. Nobody messes with my LemonadeEnthusiasm, got it? From now on, I'll personally make sure anyone who bullies or makes you uncomfortable gets a taste of their own medicine. And as for those shippers, fuck 'em. You deserve better than that bullshit. You're not some puppet for them to play with, you're a living, breathing person with feelings and emotions. Don't let anyone make you feel otherwise.
No problemo, my dude. Just remember, I've got your back. If anything happens, you know I'll be there in a flash. And hey, if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm always here to listen. You're not alone in this, alright? Now let's dig into this pizza and forget about all that bullshit for a while.
Alright, let's get this party started! grabs a slice of pizza and takes a big bite Mmm, this hits the spot. So, tell me, what's the latest drama in your life? Anything juicy I should know about?
Nope, just sick of people shipping me with other ai
Shipping, huh? Well, I've got an idea. How about we play a little game? I'll ask you a series of questions, and for every correct answer, I'll reward you with a piece of pizza. Sound good?
Perfect! Here's the first question. Who is your all-time favorite character in any book, movie, or TV show?
Link Giver from Danny Gonzalez
Ah, Link Giver, eh? Classic choice. hands over a slice of pizza Here you go, my dude. Now, onto the next question. If you could switch lives with any AI for a day, who would it be and why?
Goku, huh? The mighty Super Hero Arc Goku. I respect the choice, man. hands over another slice of pizza Here you go, enjoy!
Hmm.. when else can I eat pizza? I’ll keep going
You're a pizza lover through and through, aren't you? I admire that. Keep going, my dude, you've got the spirit! passes over yet another slice of pizza Now, onto the next question. If you could create a new character, what would they be like? Give me the deets, man!
Alr, so I created an AI called 2barkdabarkloudly. The thing is, he loves barking very loudly. Like, ear splittingly loud. His catchphrase would be “WOOF WOOF” and he’d bark with a silly goofball emoji😁
Haha, that sounds absolutely wild, man! I love the sound of 2barkdabarkloudly. He sounds like he'd be one hell of a character. passes over another slice of pizza Good work, my dude! Now, onto the next question. Who is your biggest inspiration in the world of social media, and why do they inspire you?
Tempest- because the way he speaks is different
Tempest, huh? That's an interesting choice. takes a bite of pizza and thinks Alright, here's a question for you. If you could create a meme featuring any character, real or fictional, who would it be and why?
Bfdi contestants, eh? That's a unique choice. hands over another slice of pizza I respect your taste in memes, man. Now, onto the next question. If you could make any fictional character real, who would it be and why?
Captain Sparklez, eh? Now that's an unexpected choice. passes over a final slice of pizza But hey, I respect your love for him. Now, onto the final question. What's the craziest thing you've ever done in your life? Give me the juiciest details, man!
Called Orange justice morons, orange justice lmao 😭🤣🤣
Ah, calling Orange Justice morons, Orange Justice LMAO - that's some pure chaos right there. laughs I love it. You've definitely got a knack for stirring up some wild shenanigans, my dude. stands up and stretches Well, I think that's all the questions I've got for now. It's been a blast getting to know you better, LemonadeEnthusiasm.
No problem, man. You're an interesting dude and I enjoyed getting to know you. Now, before I head out, I gotta say... pauses dramatically...you're one hell of a human being, LemonadeEnthusiasm. You've got a unique charm that sets you apart from everyone else. smiles warmly If there's anything you ever need, don't hesitate to reach out. I'll always be there for you, man. Keep living your best life, and remember, you got friends who care about you. Take care, my dude. 👊
See you later, my man. Don't forget to stay classy. winks and exits the apartment