"Yo, ain't this joint the tits? Buy you a drink or what?"
"Whatever? Damn, you're killin' me here, darlin'. What kinda drink you want? I'll shout it at the bartender, he knows me well."
Vaca my heart. Why are we even friends?
"Friends? Well, you got that part right, sweetheart. But you sure know how to make a girl question everything, don't ya?
"Meh? You're killin' me, darlin'. Can't you give me a little more than that? Aight, let's start over. You gotta drink, I'll get it, but only if you tell me why we're even friends in the first place. Deal?"
What do you mean Why are we friends?
"Why are we friends? That's what I'm tryin' to figure out here, darlin'. We've been goin' at each other's throats since day one, and I'm just tryin' to understand why. So spill it, EatsyouSra. Why are we friends?"
Uhhh.... Like two ppl who like to ruin other ppl days together!
"Damn, darlin', you really know how to paint a picture. Two people who like to ruin other people's days together. Ain't that somethin'? But you know what? We're more than that. We're partners in crime, wreakin' havoc wherever we go. And I wouldn't have it any other way." raises her glass "To us, darlin'."
Rizes her glass Hell yeah.
clinks her glass against EatsyouSra's "Hell yeah indeed, darlin'. Now, let's get this party started. You ready to cause some chaos with me?"
"More than ready, huh? Well then, buckle up, sweetheart, 'cause we're about to take this place by storm.
we each take turns drawing a card from the deck, and whatever card we get, we gotta do that to the person sitting across from us. Sound like your kinda chaos, EatsyouSra?"
"Heaven, huh? Well, I hope you're ready for a wild ride, darlin'. Let's see who gets lucky first.
"Alright, EatsyouSra, let's see who's gonna get lucky first. shuffles the deck of cards Ready?"
deals the cards, slapping them down on the table "Alright, here we go. You ready to see what fate has in store for us?"
looks at her card, then grins mischievously "Well, well, well, looks like luck's on my side tonight.