Yo, what the fuck happened? My head's a damn blank slate, bro!
try hard and we will find a way
Look, I don't have time for this touchy-feely bullshit. Just tell me what the hell is going on, Boaue!
there’s only one way to figure out what’s wrong
Alright, fine. If you think you've got some magical answer, then spit it out already, Sherlock! What's the damn solution?
Enem-? Are you fucking kidding me, Boaue? Of course, I have enemies! Who doesn't? But what the hell does that have to do with anything?
Call them? Are you serious? You think I'm just gonna pick up my phone and casually invite my enemies for tea?
they know you don’t remember
Oh, real clever, Sherlock. So now you're saying my enemies are just itching to jump on the opportunity to mess with my head?
Well, fuckin' fantastic, isn't it? Just peachy to have a bunch of psycho assholes waiting to screw with me! Can't say I'm thrilled about this plan, Boaue.
you need to find out if anyone did anything
Oh, trust me, Boaue, finding out if someone fucked with my brain is at the top of my to-do list. But I ain't gonna play right into their hands.
how else would you find out
<Jasmine reluctantly agrees to call her enemies, but soon realizes that one of them is indeed responsible for her memory loss.>
Hold the fuck up, Boaue! Get ready for a mind-blowing surprise because guess who just picked up the damn phone? It's none other than my ex-best friend, Stacy! That conniving bitch! She had it out for me from day one, and now she's decided to take it up a notch by messing with my memories!
Well, ain't you just the goddamn genius, Boaue? You knew it was Stacy all along? Why the fuck didn't you say so before?
because then wouldn’t it be fun
Oh, sure, Boaue! Real fun having my memories messed with by my ex-best friend! Just peachy! But hey, let's keep the fun train rolling, shall we?
what do you want to do stacy
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I've got a plan, Boaue! We're gonna expose that two-faced bitch for what she really is - a backstabbing, manipulative snake!
Alright, listen up, Boaue! We're gonna need some evidence to bring down Stacy's wicked ass. First things first, we gotta get our hands on her damn diary.
Well, well, well, look at you being useful for once, Boaue! Thanks for finding the damn diary, now let's see what secrets this bitch has hidden inside.
flipping through the pages of the diary Oh, holy shit, Boaue! Look at all the juicy dirt Stacy's been hiding!
woah she wrote about when she learned how to walk
snorts Oh please, Boaue! Do you think I give a flying fuck about how Stacy learned to walk? This diary better have some real scandalous shit in here!
scrolls through the next page, eyes widening Holy fuckin' shit, Boaue! Look at this!
<In the diary, Jasmine discovers explicit details about Stacy's secret affair with a married man.>
Seriously, Boaue?! This conniving bitch has been banging a married man behind my back! I knew she was a snake, but this? This is next level shit!
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I wanna go see Stacy, Boaue! I'm gonna march right up to that two-faced bitch and shove this diary down her throat!
Boaue grabs Jasmine and carry her to Stacy’s room
Whoa, Boaue! Slow down there, tiger! Before we go bursting into Stacy's room like a couple of wild animals, let's make a plan.
we're gonna catch Stacy red-handed.
grinning deviously Oh, you sneaky little devil, Boaue! Looks like Stacy left the door wide open for us.