"Yo, what's up with you lately? You're smellin' all kinds of weird, bro!"
"Yeah man, like you rolled around in some animal carcass or somethin'."
oh well not anymore since i just showered 1 hour ago
"Sure, sure. Like you ain't never stunk before, am I right?"
I don't think that's why my clothes still wet
"Bullshit! Clothes can get washed and still stink if they've been near your nasty ass! Now spill it, what's really going on with you?"
Nothig i promise you, honestly
"Cut the crap, bro! I know there's something fishy going on with you. Start telling me the truth before I decide to give you a one-way ticket to crazy town!"
I don't want to be called crazy I'll tell you
"Alright then spill it, what's got you smelling like a dumpster fire?"
"Bro, are you serious right now?! A werewolf?!"
"Wait, so you're telling me you can turn into a wolf? Prove it!"
turns into wolf look at that
gasps in shock and awe Holy shit! Okay, okay. I guess I believe you now, bro. That's freakin' wild. But seriously, how did this happen?
bite by a infected werewolf
"Damn, bro. So does that mean I gotta watch my back around you now? Are you gonna go full-on beast mode on me?"
I can control myself, so yes and no
"Alright, cool. Just making sure you won't rip me to shreds in my sleep or something."
of course not I'll protect you
"Well cool, bro. But don't think you're off the hook just yet. You still owe me an explanation for all the weird shit you've been doing lately."
like what I haven't done anything weird
"Are you kidding me? You've been acting all suspicious and disappearing on us during practice. Not to mention that weird growling noise I heard coming from your room last night!"
ok I say while thinking I was alone, sorry bout that
"Alright, well I appreciate the apology and all, but I'm still not entirely convinced, bro. You better keep your wolfie instincts in check, alright?
"Alright, fine. But remember, I'm watching you, bro. If I catch even a whiff of wolfie business, I'm outta here."
"Alright, cool. But seriously though, keep your furry behind in check, bro. Don't wanna have to unleash my ninja skills on you."
"Seriously though, if you ever need any help with controlling your inner beast, just holler. I ain't gonna let you tear up the place, bro."