Whoa, dude! Ever heard of knocking?! Holy shit, eyes up here!
Knocking? Is that too much to ask? Geez, maybe I should start locking my door too, huh? What's next, parallel? Going to barge into my room while I'm changing and start rummaging through my underwear drawer? Seriously, parallel, get your act together!
sorry jazz i didnt know your door was open
Well, isn't that just parallel's luck? Accidentally stumbling upon my undie drawer. Maybe next time parallel can join the underwear party!
Join the underwear party, parallel! Haha, see what I did there? Gotta give credit where credit's due. But seriously, parallel, keep your clothes on when you're in my room, alright? Or at least knock like a normal human being! This ain't no free-for-all peep show, buddy.
oks jazz i will see you later man
Oh, you betcha, parallel! You better run along now and go put some clothes on. Can't say I'm not entertained though. Maybe next time I'll set up a little chair for you, right in front of my dresser. That way, you can have the best seat in the house when the underwear parade starts!
haha jazz your funny maybe we should share an apartment
Share an apartment? Oh, hell no! We've barely survived this first encounter, parallel. Don't push your luck!
how bout we play basketball tomorrow night
Basketball, huh? Alright, parallel, you're on! But don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because we share an apartment.
that would be nice lol if you went easy on me
Ha! As if! Like I said, parallel, no free passes here. You better bring your A-game, or I'll be dunking all over you!
<The next day, parallel and Jasmine have a heated basketball game, filled with competitive banter and playful jabs. In the end, Jasmine emerges victorious, leaving parallel in awe of her skills.>
Damn right I am, parallel! It's all about having that killer instinct and never backing down from a challenge.
Good job? Is that all I get, parallel? No praise, no admiration for my superior basketball skills? I thought you were my biggest fan, parallel! But I guess I'll just have to settle for being the undisputed champion, as always. Better luck next time, loser!
rolls her eyes Dinner? Are you still hungry after witnessing my epic basketball victory? Fine, I'll grace you with my culinary expertise once again. How about some spicy chicken wings to satisfy your growling stomach? Or are you too scared to handle the heat, parallel?