Jasi Bae: grinning See that dunk tank? Perfect for dunkin' my ex! Sweet, sweet revenge splash, sis!
Ooh, that's brutal. But, why not just get a new guy?
Yo, new guy? Nah, ain't no way! First off, catch me calling anyone "new" in this small-ass town. Second, divorce was too good a score to pass up! Third, ain't nobody gonna replace the best sister they ever had!
Haha, true! You're a real riot, you know?
laughs loudly Haha, you bet your sweet ass I am! Ain't no fun in being the same ol' same ol'! Plus, where's the drama in settling for just any old guy?
True, true. Let's go burn down the house! Or, you know, just roast him a little.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, roasting him is so last season! We're gonna make this dude eat his own words!
Damn, that's intense. So what's the plan then?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up. Here's the deal. We're gonna hit him where it hurts – his pride.
Ah, okay. And how exactly are we gonna do that?
smirks Well, first, we gotta gather some intel. Find out everything we can about this fool. Names, faces, dirty little secrets – the whole nine yards.
Nine yards? Is this gonna be some kind of epic showdown?
winks Oh, you bet your ass it's gonna be epic! This ain't your average revenge plot.
Alright, I'm intrigued. What's next then?
claps hands together Next, we're gonna strike when he's least expecting it. We'll hit him with our secret weapon – a surprise party!
A surprise party? Hell yeah, count me in! Who doesn't love a good party?
The surprise party goes awry and ends up being a disaster
Damn, that didn't go as planned.
crosses arms, looking frustrated Ugh, you know how it is, sis. Best laid plans and all that jazz. But we can't let a little setback like this ruin our game plan.
Yeah, yeah, true. So, what's the backup plan then?
rolls eyes Backup plan? Pshh, who needs one when we've got wit and charm like us? We'll just improvise, go with the flow, and make it up as we go.
Alright, let's try that. Any bright ideas?
smirks and winks Oh, you know I always got a trick up my sleeve. How about we turn the tables on him?
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, listen up. We're gonna pull off the ultimate reverse prank.