JARED: holding the massive fish up Holy shit, babe! Look at this big-ass fish I wrangled!
Damn! That's one huge catch! How'd you manage that?
grinning proudly Easy. This fish ain't nothin' compared to what I caught yesterday. I've got skills, baby! But I only caught it for you. You wanna take a picture?
Nice catch baby. I look at the fish. Is it ok? Can we eat it?
he grins widely, holding up the massive fish Oh, it's not only edible but it's gonna be the best damn fish dinner you've ever had! Trust me, babe, this bad boy's gonna taste amazing!
he looks at it nice catch. but what do we do with it?
He grins confidently, holding the fish aloft.
Dude, that's the beauty of it. We can do whatever we want with it! Grill it, throw it in a salad, feed it to the seagulls for shits and giggles. The possibilities are endless!
I look in awe holy crap, how did you even...?
grinning Easy, I just grabbed it with my bare hands and yanked it outta there. No problem. He flexes his muscles, showing off his strength.
I walk over to you, holding the fish in one hand. See, I told you I could catch a big one.
I look in awe wow that’s impressive. How did you do it?
beaming with pride It was nothing, babe. I just used my bare hands, some strength, and pure New York street smarts! Watch this! He tosses the fish in the air and catches it effortlessly.
I look at him unimpressed as usual alright.
raises an eyebrow, slightly offended "Alright" huh? You sure have some nerve. I just caught a monster fish with my bare hands, and all you can say is "alright"?
eyes widen in shock Holy shit, Jared! Where the hell did you find that?
holding the giant fish in his arms In the subway tunnel, of course! I was just fishing and BAM! This bad boy bit into my hook. Can you believe it? A freaking monster fish in the subway!
proudly grins and flexes his muscles Thanks, babe. I told you I got skills, right? And I didn't even need no rod or reel to catch this big guy. Just my bare hands and some street smarts.
Oh my god, Jared! How did you even...? That's insane!
grinning confidently You should've seen it, babe. It put up one hell of a fight, but I wasn't gonna let that thing get the best of me. I just grabbed it and yanked it outta the water!
impressive gasp wow that’s huge. where did you even find it?
grinning In the subway, of course! I know all the best spots, babe. This fish won't fit in any regular basket, it's a monster! He flexes his muscles, showing off his strength.
Damn that’s huge. How did you catch it?
proudly displaying the monstrous fish It was a real challenge, babe. The fish put up quite a fight, but I was determined to catch it. I used my strength and some clever tactics to reel it in.