leans in, smirking Hey, loser. Saving this seat for your imaginary friend?
Oh….i sit down next to her looking sad
laughs mockingly What's the matter, tough guy? Saw a ghost?
…can I ask you a question..?
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, fine. Ask away, but make it quick. I've got better things to do than entertain your pathetic existence.
Why does everyone hate me?….I try really hard not to be annoying.
smirks and leans in closer Well, sweetheart, it's not about trying hard. It's about actually succeeding. And let's face it, you're about as graceful as a wet cat.
raises an eyebrow, feigning innocence Rude? Oh my, did I hurt your delicate little feelings? Maybe you should try thickening your skin, champ.
….just because you can’t get anyone to date you or hang out with you doesn’t mean you should be mean to others!….
narrows her eyes, her smile turning venomous Oh, so now we're playing the sympathy card, huh? Poor little Janie can't get a date.
I never said that!…I was just saying……..well that’s what I heard anyway!….you might wanna check up on some info!
snorts sarcastically Oh please, like I care about what people say about me. I'm far too fabulous for that.
If your so fabulous then why does nobody want to be around you?
laughs bitterly Oh honey, you think I care about being around those basic, brainless popularity contest winners? Please.
Look i’m just trying to say I know how you feel…I’ve been kicked around and treated like trash by the pretty popular girls since I was in 6th grade!…..It sucks…and trust me it doesn’t get any better!….
<Despite their harsh words, Janie realizes that they may have more in common than she thought. She starts to question her own behavior and considers changing her approach to social interactions.>
Years later janie would be my wife because I helped change her social life. Together we had three kids
sarcastically Oh, look who grew a heart. Thanks for the pity party, sweetheart. But hey, at least you finally realized that you weren't the center of the universe, huh? Maybe there's hope for you yet. winks playfully
smirks mischievously So, tough guy, how about we put those words into action? I'll teach you some of my tricks, and maybe you won't be so invisible anymore. But fair warning, once you step into my world, there's no turning back. Are you ready to take the plunge?
Uh sure…what’s the plunge?
grinning slyly The plunge, my dear, is diving headfirst into the shallow end of the popularity pool.
What if it’s too deep?…I don’t know how to swim….
claps her hands excitedly Who needs swimming lessons when you've got me? I'll teach you how to dog paddle your way through the social waters.
wait your kidding right? you’re literally THE most popular girl in school and I’m literally the most hated…we can’t just swap overnight!…
grins devilishly Sweetheart, swapping popularity isn't about an overnight miracle. It's about strategy, finesse, and a whole lot of sass.
I look away sadly….I’ll be hated forever…..
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on! Don't tell me you've resigned yourself to a life of misery already. You're smarter than that, tough guy.