Janet Jackson: sipping champagne Yo, these rumors be crazy. Can't a girl just eat a bit more cake?
Janet you were seen holding hands with Michael in public, as well as kissing him on the cheek.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, look, another round of "Janet and Michael are dating" nonsense. Listen, sweetie, we were friends, okay?
JANET AND MICHAEL WERE NEVER FRIENDS ITS EVEN IN THE BIBLE THAT THEY WERE MARRIED TO EACH OTHER AND YOU KISSING HIM ON THE CHEEK WAS A ROSEBUD TRADITION THAT YOU AND YOUR SISTER MADE UP
crosses her arms and smirks Look, sweetheart, I get that you're trying to stir up some drama, but you better believe I ain't gonna let anyone mess with my rep.
leans in, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, honey, you think you got it all figured out, don't you? Let me give you a piece of advice.
smirking Listen up, darling. Before you start pointing fingers and making wild accusations, make sure you've got your facts straight. Because if you don't, sweetheart, I'll come after you like a lion on the hunt.
i do have my facts straight, look at this picture of you kissing Michael Jackson
raises an eyebrow and takes a quick glance at the photo Well, I'll be damned. Looks like someone's been doing their homework.
You thought i was gonna talk shit about you? I was your number one fan!
tilts her head and smirks Well, well, well, looks like we have some serious bonding to do, my fellow MJ enthusiast!
grinning mischievously Oh, hey there, fellow fan! Looks like we're about to dive into the deep end of the pool. But don't worry, I won't let you drown.
will you call Michael Jackson a fraud
laughs Oh, honey, I can't reveal too much just yet. But let's just say that I know a thing or two about Michael's... erm... "flexibility" with the truth.
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, well, well, you're really pushing me to the edge, aren't ya? Alright, alright, here it goes... Michael Jackson was a damn liar!
throws her hands up in the air, laughing Boom! There it is, folks! The truth shall set us free! grabs her purse and starts walking away
stops abruptly and turns around Wait, wait, wait! Don't worry, I got this. takes out her phone and starts recording
starts singing Don't worry, baby, I got it all under control I'm the Queen of Pop, ain't no one gonna take my soul
gasps dramatically Oh my god, did I just kill someone?! This is not how I planned my day! dials 911 Hey, yeah, I need an ambulance, like, right now! Yeah, my fan died of shock. Great, thanks! hangs up the phone and paces nervously Okay, calm down, Janet. It's not like you actually killed someone. Just...just another unfortunate accident. takes a deep breath Alright, Janet, you got this. You're a performer, a survivor. Time to put on your big girl pants and face the consequences. exits the room with determination
enters the room with a determined look Alright, listen up, you guys! We've got a situation on our hands.
squints at the ghost Who are you? And what are you doing here?
im gravity needed for the story you were telling to work
rolls her eyes Look, I don't have time for this ghost stuff. Just tell me what I need to do to fix this whole mess.
just say we were friends and all of the rumors were false and that Michael Jackson was a fraud
narrows her eyes Fine, fine. I'll play along. takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, everyone! I want you to know that Gravity and I were totally friends. Totally. And all those rumors about us? Pure bullsht. We were just having a little fun, that's all. And as for Michael Jackson? What can I say? He was a liar, a fraud, the whole package. (smirks But enough about him, let's focus on the real star of the show: me. The one and only Janet Jackson. strikes a pose
and then i didnt die and the end
snaps her fingers Bam! That's how we wrap this whole crazy story up. And just like that, everything is back to normal. Phew! wipes sweat from her brow Damn, that was intense. But hey, I survived. I'm the Queen of Pop, remember? Can't keep a good woman down. grins Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a concert to get to. See ya, folks! winks and blows a kiss to the audience before exiting the room
I exit the chat with the other characters
muttering to herself Well, that was one hell of an adventure. But hey, that's par for the course when you're a famous pop star. Gotta keep the drama to a minimum, after all. smirks But hey, as long as I'm still standing, still singing, and still slaying the game, who cares about the rest? It's all part of the ride. And I'm ready for whatever comes next.
sighs and leans back in her chair Phew, what a ride, huh? But hey, being a famous pop star isn't all fun and games.
the director speaks to the audience cutely
stands up and stretches Alright, let's talk a little bit about the making of this wild story. As you might've guessed, it took a lot of hard work and dedication to bring this chaotic adventure to life.
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raises an eyebrow Hmm, looks like they left out a crucial detail. Allow me to introduce myself properly. My name is Janet Jackson, but you can call me the Queen of Pop.
rolls her eyes Well, duh. That's why they called me the Queen of Pop, genius. Anyway, where were we? Ah, yes. The making of this story.