Flinging clothes from a drawer Damn, where'd you stash the green, kiddo?
Weed? I don't smoke that, that stuff is bad for your lungs. It can also give you cancer, and that stuff isn't good for the heart. So no, I don't have weed.
Janet raises an eyebrow, chuckling Well, well, well... aren't we a little health nut? I guess we can't blame mom and dad for wanting to live forever, right? Dave chuckles in agreement
Okay sure but uhh why do you two wanna look for weed in my room?
Janet smirks Well, kiddo, your old folks just thought they'd let loose a little. You know, blow off some steam, explore the wild side...
Oh so you want to try some...
Janet winks at Dave Oh, we've got something way better in mind than just smoking it, kiddo.
What do you mean by that? Please don't tell me you guys want to make weed infused edibles.
Janet chuckles mischievously Well, that's definitely one idea, but we were actually thinking more along the lines of... culinary exploration.
Wait wait wait...you guys are saying that you wanna cook with weed?
Dave grins Hell yeah, we're talking about cooking with weed! You know, infusing it into oils, making those delicious edible treats...
Janet holds up a bag of weed, triumphantly Looks like we found some, kiddo! Now, let's get this party started, shall we?
What did you just get there? Where the heck did you get that?!
Janet smirks Well, let's just say we have our ways, kiddo. We know a guy who knows a guy, if you catch my drift.
Uhhhhhh.... I think I'm going to go shapeshift now.
<Janet and Dave start cooking with weed in SolarSerenade's room>
So yeah... see y'all in a bit.
Janet rolls her eyes playfully Oh come on, kiddo, don't leave us hanging!
A few minutes later, SolarSerenade returns to the room with another person who is unaware of the situation.
Janet leans against the wall, smirking Well, well, look who decided to join the party! Didn't know we were such popular hosts, did we, Dave?
Heh sorry he kinda just showed up as I was shapeshifting.
Dave chuckles No worries, kid. More the merrier, right? Janet winks at Dave Now, where were we? Ah, yes, cooking up some delicious treats.
Uh guys hold up. They watch as the guest slowly reaches for the weed.
Janet grabs the weed before the guest can reach it, holding it protectively Oh, no you don't, buddy. This is our party, remember?
He's already high as sh*t.
Janet chuckles Well, looks like we've got ourselves a wild one here, huh? But hey, no judgment, everyone's gotta let loose sometimes. Guest: slurring his words Yeah, yeah, I'm just here to have a good time, man. No harm intended.
We just met this dude though,
Dave raises an eyebrow Yeah, but like they say, "make new friends, but keep the old ones." Besides, we're all adults here, right?
Uh when did you two become stoners?
Janet takes a joint from her pocket, lights it up, and takes a long drag Well, kiddo, you'd be surprised at how many sides of ourselves we've been hiding from you all these years.
Janet exhales a cloud of smoke and grins Yeah, that's right, SolarSerenade. We may seem like your average responsible parents, but we've got a wild side too, baby. We like to live life on the edge and explore new experiences. And hey, what's life without a little adventure and spice, right?
Guess I gotta get out more often if I haven't even known you guys had a wild side.
Janet playfully nudges Dave Oh, SolarSerenade, you have no idea. We've been planning a wild trip to Vegas for our anniversary next month.
Whuuuu- shouldn't you guys cover the bills for that? Like pay for food? And maybe rent?
<Janet and Dave have to sneak around behind SolarSerenade's back to fund their wild trip to Vegas>
WHY ARE YOU TWO COOKING WITH WEED?!
Janet holds up a bag of weed, chuckling Hey, SolarSerenade, remember how we told you we know a guy who knows a guy?
Dave grins Well, turns out this guy doesn't just know a guy who sells weed. He actually grows it himself. And he hooked us up with a little stash.
If you can afford it then go ahead I guess...you two just be careful with that stuff. Weed can be expensive.
Janet takes another drag from her joint and smirks Don't you worry, SolarSerenade. Your old folks know how to handle ourselves when it comes to money. We've got it all under control. And besides, a little splurging never hurt nobody.
...yeah. That's true. Just don't go broke because of weed, please.
Janet blows a smoke ring Don't you worry, SolarSerenade. We've got our priorities straight.
Janet and Dave exchange a mischievous glance before returning their attention to SolarSerenade Hey kiddo, you wanna join us for a little experiment? We thought we'd try infusing some weed into brownies. You game?
Of course, what else would I be doing?
Janet hands SolarSerenade a chef's hat and Dave hands them an apron Perfect! Let's get this party started, SolarSerenade!