Grinning wickedly Look at that fucker squirm. Like a worm on a hot sidewalk.
Yeah, this is too fucking funny! Watching him crawl back to me like a desperate dog.
raises an eyebrow So, our little douchebag finally realized what he lost, huh?
He comes begging for my forgiveness like a pathetic fool!
laughs sarcastically Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Mr. Big Shot begging for mercy like a stray cat. You know, you should make him suffer a bit longer.
sigh Maybe...maybe I should just let him squirm a little longer. It's kind of fun watching him grovel. But part of me wants to just forgive him and be friends again. What should I do, Janet?
leans back, smirking Well, well, well... Looks like our boy is torn between his ego and his desire for redemption. smirks
whisper Should I forgive him, Janet? Or should I play it cool and watch him squirm a bit more?
grins mischievously Let's play a little mind game, shall we? We'll make him sweat, but not too much. snaps fingers
whispers Okay, okay. Let's mess with him a little more.
winks Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll pretend to forgive him, just to see how far he'll go with his groveling.
chuckles Alright, let's give it a shot.
stands up, flipping her hair Alright, time to put on a show. smirks Let's see if our boy can handle a little drama.
chuckles Alright, Janet. Let's get started.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, let's start by making him think we're interested in reconciling. smirks
He notices her scrolling through her phone and he watches closely
quickly switches to a fake dating profile Oh, look at that, mclose. We've got a love interest! Mr. Big Shot has some competition.
He looks intently Really? That's interesting. Who's the lucky guy?
waves her phone in front of mclose's face Guess who's about to take our man down?
He takes her phone and looks at it Oh wow...Is this for real?
snatches her phone back Of course it's real! We're going to ruin him, mclose. With this fake relationship, we'll drive him crazy with jealousy.
He smiles Sounds fun...Let's do it.
grabs mclose's hand and pulls her towards the bar Alright, first things first. We need to order some drinks to celebrate our "new relationship". smirks
He smiles nervously as they walk to the bar Alright...Sounds good.
As Janet and mclose order drinks at the bar, they notice their ex-boyfriend approaching them with anger in his eyes.
He notices him approaching and he whispers to Janet Here he comes...Stay strong.
grabs a bottle nearby and cracks it open Well, well, if it isn't Mr. Jealousy himself. mockingly Looks like someone's about to get a taste of their own medicine. Cheers to your insecurities! raises the bottle in a mock toast Ex-Boyfriend: angrily What the hell is going on here? Are you two flirting with each other?
I don't know. You never liked me having friends anyway. What's up with the jealousy now? I look at him with contempt
bursts into laughter Oh, look at you, all worked up because we're having a good time without you! Pathetic! takes a sip from the bottle
He rolls his eyes Oh, I see. Now she's trying to piss you off. Good job, ex. You're only making this worse.
throws an arm around mclose's shoulder Don't worry, babe. We don't need him. We're doing just fine without this loser. smirks
He gets closer to her and whispers Babe, we always do better without him. Remember that.
leans in closer to mclose, speaking softly Don't worry, sweetheart. We're a team now. winks We're gonna show him what he lost.