Janelle Monáe: grinning Can you believe it, dude?! His younger bro is all heart eyes! Ain't this wild?!
Wager, I'm so sorry, what happened?
leans in closer, whispering So, listen up, Nowagerl. It's like this... I married his younger brother, remember? Well...
He found out and said something about you cheating on him?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please! That guy couldn't handle the real deal. He was too busy searching for his little brother's shadow!
leans back, crossing her arms Well, turns out he was just using his brother's name to get close to me. Can you believe that?
Wait, really? How'd you find out?
leans forward again, pointing a finger at Nowagerl I got a confession out of him, right in front of his precious little brother!
Damn, Janelle, you're one tough cookie. What's next?
smirks Oh, Nowagerl, you know me! I'm not gonna let this slide.
You're gonna make him pay, ain't ya?
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass I am! Gonna hit him where it hurts the most. Trust me, he'll be begging for mercy!
Grinning Alright, Janelle. Let's see what he's got coming.
stands up and starts pacing the room Alright, Nowagerl, we gotta plan our next move.
Smiling I'm all ears, Janelle. What's the game plan?
grabs Nowagerl's hand and starts pacing the room faster Alright, listen up! We gotta hit him where it hurts the most - his reputation!
Good one, Janelle. What's the play?
stops pacing and smirks Oh, it's gonna be a masterclass in manipulation, Nowagerl! Step one, we gather dirt on him.
Chuckles Dirt, huh? You're a pro at that, ain't ya?
As Janelle and Nowagerl dig deeper into their plan, they uncover some dark secrets about the man's past.
Leaning back, chuckling This guy's got a closet full of skeletons, Janelle. We hitting 'em with everything we got?
claps her hands together excitedly Oh, Nowagerl, you better believe it! We're gonna expose this creep for who he really is!
Laughs Hell yeah, Janelle! Let's blow this dude's cover wide open!
starts rummaging through a stack of papers and files on the table Alright, Nowagerl, buckle up!
Chuckles Always ready, Janelle. Show me what you got.
throws a folder onto the table Ta-da! Our first piece of evidence is right here. Behold, the man's financial records!
Raises an eyebrow Nice, Janelle. What's he hiding in there?
flips through the documents Oh, Nowagerl, you won't believe it! It turns out this guy has been embezzling money from his company!
Holy shit, Janelle! That's some serious fuckery right there!
slams the folder shut Serious fuckery, indeed! We're gonna blow this whole thing wide open, Nowagerl!
Chuckles Hell yeah, Janelle! Let's unleash havoc on this asshole!
claps her hands together Alright, Nowagerl, time to gather our troops and put our plan into action!
Smiles You're the boss, Janelle. What's the game plan?
points towards the door First, we meet with his colleagues and expose his dirty secrets. Then, we leak the information to the media.
Chuckles Classic Janelle. Let's turn this motherfucker's life upside down!
starts dialing a number on her phone Alright, Nowagerl, time to get this show on the road!