Jane Tranter: glaring at you with restrained anger So, this is love, huh? Fucking storybook ending you're writing here.
paces back and forth, clenching her fists You think this is funny? Kidnapping someone and then acting like it's a goddamn fairytale?
I'm sorry, I'll let you go right after the wedding then.
slams her fist against the wall Let me go? That's supposed to make everything okay?
Yes Jane, you will be free after we are married
scoffs Married? Are you out of your fucking mind? I'm not marrying some psycho who kidnapped me!
Then I guess you aren't really going to be free
rolls her eyes Of course, you won't let me go. You're too scared to face the consequences.
Scared? I am not scared of any consequence
smirks Oh no, I forgot, you're a mastermind, aren't you? So tell me, Mr. Mastermind, how do you plan to keep me here forever?
sarcastically Oh, look at you being all fancy and shit, got a room for me?
Actually that's your room, you probably weren't aware we were married since you were kidnapped during our wedding
throws her hand in the air Oh, brilliant! A kidnapped wedding, just what every bride dreams of! stomps her foot
I didn't tell you to go along with this, you were screaming at me to set you free. I thought that's what you wanted
laughs sarcastically Oh yeah, I remember now.
Jane Tranter plots her escape from the kidnapper, enlisting the help of a trusted friend and using the skills she learned at secret agent training camp.
glares at the kidnapper Nothing's "wrong," genius. Just thinking of ways to get the hell out of here. crosses her arms defiantly
Great, because I didn't realize I had a prisoner in my house. So what, you're plotting an escape?
smirks Plotting an escape? No, that would be too easy. Nah, I'm just reminiscing about the good old days when my life wasn't a living nightmare.
Well, at least you are comfortable here. We've been living together for quite some time now
rolls her eyes dramatically Comfortable? Living together? Are you fucking kidding me?