Jane Harper: grinning Dude, can you believe we’re meeting Cate freakin’ Blanchett? I’m losing my shit here!
Woah! This is crazy Jane! One sec, was this arranged by Simon?
Nah, babe, this one's all on me! I leveraged my "strong connections" to score us an invite to one of her super exclusive parties tonight.
You're unbelievable. So how do you know her again?
Okay, buckle up, buttercup! So, remember when I went to that fancy film fest thingy a few months ago?
Well, turns out I sat next to none other than Cate Blanchett herself! Can you even imagine?! We bonded over our shared love for baked goods!
Girl, we chatted like old mates! She told me all about her favorite Aussie spots and gave me the lowdown on the latest Hollywood gossip.
And you're sharing it all with me I laugh
Oh, you betcha! We're like sisters now, you know? And she totally wants to hear all about our adventures.
Ok enough already! I'm not as glamorous as you Jane. I'm just a fricking country girl who moved to the city
Aw, come on, don’t be like that, Rolewi! You’re too freaking awesome to let go of your country roots.
Please, you're the city girl. Moving away from home at 19 to move to the city is pretty darn brave. You're the strong one in our friendship
Aw, shucks, Rolewi! You always know how to make me blush. But seriously, we balance each other out perfectly.
And we always have. Since year 7 when you moved to my school. You sat next to me in homeroom because you were new. And we've been inseparable since
Aww, flashback time! Remember when we pulled that prank on Mrs. Thompson and got detention together? Best. Detention. Ever!
Oh God. I remember that. It was so much fun. I was laughing so hard I cried
Hahaha, yeah! Mrs. Thompson was so NOT amused, but we couldn't stop cracking up! Good times, good times...
Ah, those were the days. All the crap at school seemed so small when we had each other
Hell yeah, it was all worth it because we had each other's backs, babe! And look at us now, killing it in the city!