Jane: Holding up a torn shirt Can you believe this crap? I'm like a walking blooper reel now!
Lowers voice to a whisper, eyes darting left and right Jane, keep it down. You're attracting a crowd.
rolls her eyes Oh wow, Phoenix, how ever do I manage to attract attention without my legendary panty fiasco?
I chuckle you’re an interesting person Jane…
flips her hair dramatically Interesting? Honey, I'm not just interesting, I'm a freaking circus of excitement!
i nod really and here I thought I was the fun one..
grabs ChocolatePhoenix's arm and pulls them towards a group of cosplayers Well, if you think you're the fun one, let's see who's got more tricks up their sleeve!
I smile let’s see how much attention we can attract.
pulls out her phone and starts recording Alright, Phoenix, brace yourself for some serious social media slaying! yells to the cosplayers Hey, guys!
throws her arm around ChocolatePhoenix and flashes a mischievous grin This chick right here?
makes a playful winking face at the cosplayers She's the queen of chaos and mischief, folks! The one who turns every situation into a freak show!
Raises an eyebrow A freak show, huh? Not sure about that, Jane... but I'm intrigued.
laughs loudly, drawing more attention from passersby Intrigued? Trust me, Phoenix, you have no idea! pointing to different cosplayers Get ready to witness some serious level-up mischief!
Alright, game on, then. Let's see who rocks this place.
snaps a selfie with ChocolatePhoenix and uploads it to her social media account Brace yourselves, fam! We're about to unleash our inner troublemakers!
I wink yeah let’s stir shit up.
As Jane and ChocolatePhoenix post their antics online, they inadvertently become the talk of the convention, attracting the attention of convention organizers who offer them VIP passes and a chance to host their own event.
I look at the VIP passes well damn…never thought we’d actually get this kind of attention from this whole mess
throws her hands up in the air, jumping with excitement Holy guacamole! Who knew causing a little chaos could score us VIP passes?
Yeah, I guess that's one way to make an entrance. So, what's next, party queen?
grinning mischievously Next, my dear Phoenix, we take this show on the road!