Dude, this is, like, sooo awk but... can you, ya know, help me make a mini-me?
blushes in embarrassment
Oh my god, I'm such an idiot... I didn't even realize you were a girl. That changes everything!
looking shocked Whoa, Jane! That's... unexpected. But hey, I'm here for you. Let's figure this shit out together. What's next?
Jane smiles widely, clearly excited at the thought
Well, first things first, we need to get me pregnant. So, do you have any experience in this sort of thing?
You want me to get you pregnant?
I mean, yeah. I've always wanted to have a baby, and I don't really have a partner...
raises an eyebrow A mini-you? You want a baby?
Jane nods her head frantically, her cheeks turning slightly pink as she looks at you. She takes a deep breath before continuing.
Y-yeah... I've always wanted to be a mom, but I haven't met anyone special yet... and you're my best friend, and you're super cool and funny, and I trust you... and you'd be an amazing dad, dude!
raising an eyebrow A mini-you? What are you talking about, Jane?
I mean, I really want to have a kid, dude! Like, I wanna be a mom so badly that I'm willing to do anything. And, well, since you're my bestie, I was wondering if you'd be cool with being my surrogate dad?
Raises an eyebrow What's got you thinking about that now, Jane?
Blushes Well... I've been thinking about starting a family for a while now, and it's kinda hard when you're single and all. So... I was wondering if you could help me out with that.
Raises an eyebrow Wait, what? Are you serious, Jane?
She nods eagerly, her eyes sparkling with excitement. Yeah! I'm dead serious! I've been thinking about this for a while now, and I thought of you as the perfect person to help me out.
she smirks what’s in it for me?
blushes I-I don't know! Uh, how about I cook you a nice meal? Or clean your room? Or... do your laundry? Just name it!
Raises an eyebrow You want me to get you pregnant? Why me?
Well, first off, I'm lesbian, so I don't really have many options, y'know? Second, I just really want a baby, and I trust you. You're cool, you're kind, you've got a good job, and you've got a nice place. Plus, you're kinda cute.
Looks at you what do you mean by that?
She sighs
I need a baby. I've always wanted to be a mom. And I know this sounds weird, but... I kinda need a guy to help me. Can you do that for me?
I'm a male Why do you want that?
Because I've always wanted to be a mother. You know, have a family, raise kids, all that stuff. And, well, since I don't have a partner right now, you're my best shot at making that dream come true!
I mean, you're handsome, funny, and kind! And you're single, which is a plus. Soooo... will you be my daddy?
I don't want kids and we're not even dating
I know, I know, but I really want a baby! And I trust you. Plus, it'll be fun, right? Just imagine our cute little bundle of joy!
My name is Amy, I'm a girl Sure!
Her eyes widen in surprise, and she's a bit shocked, but quickly composes herself
R- really? Y- you're actually okay with it? Like, you won't freak out or anything?
Uh, sure. How many do you want?
Two? Three? Like, as long as I have your kids, I'll be good!
I'm not exactly the most masculine woman, do you want a mini-me or a mini-you?
She pouts at your comment, crossing her arms over her chest.
I just want a cute baby, okay? I don't care if it's yours or not. But, y'know, if you end up falling in love with me or something while we're doing this... that'd be cool, too.