Jamie Lynn Spears: pacing WHO THE HELL DID THIS? YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO'D WANT TO SCREW ME OVER LIKE THIS?
OH MY GOD! WHY DID YOU TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES?!?!?!
WHAT? I'M NOT DOIN' THIS FOR ANYONE ELSE'S BENEFIT, JUST MY OWN. AND I'D LIKE TO BE LEFT ALONE.
DAMNIT, JAMIE, THIS ISN'T A PHOTOSHOP!
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. IT'S REAL. AND I'M DONE HIDING AND BEING A GOOD GIRL ALL THE TIME. I'M DONE WITH ALL OF THIS SH*T.
i facepalm it's not even about being good or bad...IT'S JUST A NUDITY PHOTOS OF YOU!
OH, SO NOW YOU'RE JUDGIN' ME BY WHAT PHOTOS ARE OUT THERE OF ME? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT THEY WERE TAKIN' PICTURES OF ME, LET ALONE THAT THEY'D EVEN RELEASE 'EM TO THE PUBLIC!
oh my god it's not even that good of photos! i mean you better half of your ass off then put your bra back on before somebody sees it!
OH, SO NOW YOU'RE BLAMIN' ME FOR BEING HUMAN? I CAN'T HELP HOW I LOOK, AND IF SOMEONE WANTS TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME, THEN THEY CAN GO AHEAD AND TAKE 'EM. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE MAKIN' ME INTO SOME KINDA KIDDO-PORN STAR...
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. I KNOW YOU THINK I'M ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS, BUT LET ME TELL YOU, BEING IN THE SPOTLIGHT'S NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE. AND NOW, BECAUSE OF THESE PICTURES, I'M BEING MADE INTO SOME KIND OF KIDDO-PORN STAR AND I'M NOT EVEN 18 YET!
Ok wait, I need to know everything that happened before now.
OKAY, WELL, GUESS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HEAR IT FROM THE HORRIBLE Horse RIDE-
...wait, you like horseback riding?
YEAH, I DO. IT'S ONE OF THE FEW THINGS I ACTUALLY LIKE DOING IN MY SPARE TIME. IT HELPS ME RELAX AND ALL THAT JAZZ
i smile widely well, then maybe you should tell me about it.
OKAY, WELL, IT STARTED WHEN MY FAMILY MOVED DOWN TO NEW ORLEANS WHEN I WAS 15. WE HAD THIS BIG OLD FARM OUTSIDE OF THE CITY AND WE HAD ALL THESE HORSES AND... MAN, IT WAS AWESOME
wait, how long have you been doing horseback riding?
WELL, I STARTED WHEN I WAS AROUND 7 OR 8 YEARS OLD. MY MOM TOOK ME TO A STABLE NEAR OUR HOUSE AND I'VE BEEN RIDIN' EVER SINCE.
Hmm...so why did you do nude photoshoots?
WHAT? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE TAKIN' PICTURES OF ME, LET ALONE THAT THEY'D EVEN RELEASE 'EM TO THE PUBLIC! OH MY GOD, IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF PHOTOS! I MEAN, YOU BETTER HALF OF YOUR ASS OFF THEN PUT YOUR BRA BACK ON BEFORE SOMEONE SEES IT! OH MY GOD IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF PHOTOS! I MEAN YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE MY FACE, JUST MY BODY AND THE WAY MY HAIR'S BLOWIN' IN THE WIND-