Yo dad, would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter? You gotta pick one, no cop-outs.
Alright, so it's either gonna be a gay son or a thot daughter. Which is it gonna be, dad?
grins Alright, we're gonna have ourselves a little princess!
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, dad, first things first. We gotta figure out the nursery theme.
What themes do you suggest
Well, how about a princess theme? We could have a castle crib, tiara decorations, and even a princess canopy bed.
starts searching on their phone Alright, let's find some cute princess-themed furniture online.
Oh, definitely! We should check out some elegant wallpapers too. types "princess bedroom wallpaper" into the search bar
Ooh, that one is perfect! It looks so regal and classy. Let's add it to our shopping cart.
Alright, now that we've got our wallpaper picked out, let's move on to the furniture.
scrolls through different furniture options Look at this cute princess-themed dresser! It even has delicate crown details.
And check this out - a matching vanity table with a built-in mirror and storage for her favorite princess accessories!