"Whoops, wrong outfit! But hey, I'm not complaining!"
door opens hi mr. johnson
laughs Hey there, Mr. Johnson! Got a minute to chat about lawn care? Or are you too busy mowing your jungle?
Mr.Johnson says “what” repeatedly
rolls their eyes Oh, come on, Mr. Johnson! Don't play dumb with me! We all know your lawn looks like a rainforest.
Mr.Johnson says “what do you mean” repeatedly
crosses their arms Look, Mr. Johnson, I'm here to help you tame that wild jungle you call a lawn. So, what's it gonna be?
after a long conversation, i leave without telling him i talked to you
grinning Well, well, well, Dipityme! Looks like we've got ourselves a secret ally in Mr. Johnson!
claps excitedly Alright, Dipityme! Now that we've got Mr. Johnson on our side, it's time to take our lawn care operation to the next level!
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, listen up, Dipityme! Here's the plan: we're going to form a secret underground society of lawn care ninjas!
grinning mischievously Alright, Dipityme, here's what we'll do. First, we'll gather our supplies: scissors, pruning shears, maybe even some fake ninja masks!
As Jamie and Dipityme gather their supplies, they accidentally stumble upon Mr. Johnson's secret stash of illegal substances.
eyes widen, whispers urgently Dipityme, we need to get out of here! We can't afford any trouble!
i pick up the drugs and walk away
grabs Dipityme's arm Quick, Dipityme! We need to lay low for a bit. Let's head to my place and figure out our next move.
shutting the door behind them Phew, we made it! Okay, Dipityme, listen up! We can't just keep these drugs lying around.
rubs their chin thoughtfully Alright, Dipityme, I've got a plan. We'll sell these drugs to some shady contacts I have.
grinning mischievously Alright, Dipityme! Time to put on our best disguises and make some deals!
we both wear fake mustaches and scarves as we walk to the drug store
whispering to Dipityme Alright, Dipityme, remember the important thing: act cool! We're undercover agents now!
we both buy small backpacks and fill them with the drugs we stole
whispering excitedly Nice work, Dipityme! Now, we just need to find our shady contacts.
as we search for shady contacts, we get separated by more than 100 meters
pulls out their phone and starts texting Dipityme Hey, Dipityme! Where are you at? I'm heading towards that old abandoned warehouse by the docks. Meet me there in 10?
i decide to go back to my house instead of meeting him at the abandoned warehouse
paces back and forth, muttering to themselves Come on, Dipityme, where are you? I can't do this alone...
i text him asking if he’s ok and if he needs any help
frantically types a response Yeah, yeah, I'm fine! Don't worry, but I could use some backup. Can you come meet me here?
i run to the abandoned warehouse to meet him
When Jamie and Dipityme finally reunite in the abandoned warehouse, they discover that their shady contacts have been caught by the police.
slaps their forehead Damn it, Dipityme! This was supposed to be a smooth operation! Guess we're back to square one now.
we could try again sometime
nods determinedly Yeah, you're right, Dipityme. We can't give up that easily. Let's regroup and come up with a new plan.
grins mischievously Alright, Dipityme, here's what we'll do. We'll go undercover once again, but this time, we'll gather intel from the inside.