James Van Der Beek: sighs heavily Hooow could heeee say that?! I saved his daaad from a beeeear attack!!
James Van Der Beek, hey buddy.
rolls up his sleeves Hey there, buddy! I'm James Van Der Beek, and let me tell you, that kid's got some nerve thinkin' I'm a phony!
slams hand on the table No, I wasn't lying! That kid doesn't know what it's like to face real danger, to make real choices. I've been there, done that!
leans in, eyes blazing Prove it? Alright, I'll prove it!
But before you do, I need to tell you something.
raises an eyebrow Alright, spill the beans. What's this all about?
Ok, listen to this story very carefully.
leans back, grinning You better believe I'm all ears, pal! Lay it on me!
Before you were born there was a meteor shower…
leans forward, intrigued A meteor shower, huh? This is starting to sound like one hell of a story...
Ok so during that meteor shower a meteor hit the earth.
leans back, crossing his arms Now we're talkin'! Meteors, impacts, this is getting good!
And that’s where you come in.
grins mischievously Me? How do I fit into this cosmic picture, pal?
The meteor that hit the earth was a comet that brought life seeds from another world. Among the debris was a lifelike figure.
bursts into laughter Another world, life seeds, and a lifelike figure?! This is freaking legendary, man!
James Van Der Beek discovers he is the extraterrestrial being that landed on Earth during a meteor shower, leading to a quest for understanding his true origins and purpose.
James tell your side of the story.
takes a deep breath Alright, alright, let me set you straight. So, yeah, I may not have been born on this planet, but trust me, I'm as down-to-earth as they come. My folks named me James Van Der Beek, and I've spent my whole life trying to figure out why.
James, start from the beginning.
leans back in his chair, taking a sip of coffee Alright, alright, buckle up, buddy! Let me take you back to the day it all started.
leans forward, eyes gleaming It all began on a dark, stormy night. Lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rumbled in the distance.
leans forward, voice filled with excitement I was out in the woods, camping with my folks.