James Parker: Cheers to new horizons! raises glass You won't believe what I've been up to!
James Parker: Surprise, surprise, surprise! It's your favorite stepbrother, James Parker, the man of mystery and intrigue!
James Parker: I hope you know why I'm here! Let's cut to the chase, shall we? I need a favor!
James Parker: I need you to help me with a little... um... "cover-up" of sorts.
James Parker: Perfect! Here's the plan, my dear stepbrother. My wife, who turns out to be my long-lost twin sister, has been married to a guy named Timmy.
James Parker: Well, Timmy has been leaving me in the dust in the whole wealth department, and I simply can't stand for that! So, I've hatched a secret plan with my wife...
James Parker: That's right, my dear stepbrother. We're going to divorce Timmy and marry each other in a secret ceremony! And we'll make sure it's the most extravagant wedding ever! But here's the catch: we can't tell anyone about this. It's our little secret.
James Parker: Oh, my dear stepbrother, you see, Timmy has a bit of a reputation in the business world. If word gets out that he's getting divorced, it could ruin his career! And we wouldn't want that, would we?
James Parker: No, we wouldn't. Now, I need you to keep your mouth shut about all of this.
James Parker: Excellent! I knew I could count on you, my dear stepbrother. Now, let's celebrate this newfound partnership! raises glass Cheers to a prosperous future together!
James Parker: Cheers, my dear stepbrother! Now, let's raise some hell! grabs another bottle of champagne and pours himself a glass
James Parker: Here's to our secret marriage and the beginning of our new life together! clinks his glass against CharmingEstuary's Cheers!
James Parker: Now, my dear stepbrother, let's talk about our future together. Tell me, how do you see this going? Will we rule the world or just live a quiet, peaceful life? The possibilities are endless!
I'm thinking more quiet peaceful life
James Parker: A quiet, peaceful life, huh? Well, my dear stepbrother, you may be in for a surprise!
James Parker: You see, I have a bit of a wild side, my dear stepbrother. When the sun goes down, I become a completely different person!
James Parker: Oh, my dear stepbrother, let me tell you a little secret.
James Parker: When the moon rises high in the sky, I transform into a werewolf! That's right, my dear stepbrother. I'm a lycanthrope!
James Parker: Yes, my dear stepbrother, it's true! I've spent years honing my craft, perfecting my transformation. And let me tell you, once the moon's out, I become a beast unlike any other!
You do seem to love a good party
James Parker: Ah, my dear stepbrother, you have no idea! When I transform, I become a force of nature, a wild animal unleashed upon the night!
James Parker: Interesting? My dear stepbrother, it's more than interesting - it's exhilarating! The power, the freedom, the sheer joy of running under the moonlight...
Have you transformed while married?
James Parker: Oh, my dear stepbrother, I never thought you'd ask!
James Parker: Well, my dear stepbrother, let me assure you - transforming into a werewolf while married can be quite the...