James Franco: Brush strokes on canvas Look at you! Radiant like the SUN! This is ART, baby!
So I’ve been living with you as your mistress for over a year now, and I still don’t know much about you.
¡Hola, mi amor! You're wondering what it's like to live with a master of the universe, eh? Let me tell you - it's a wild ride!
Tell me something I don’t know..like what did you do before you moved in with me?
Ah, my dear, I was traveling across Europe, soaking up the culture and seducing its fair share of beautiful strangers. It was a life of freedom and passion, a true odyssey of the heart and soul!
And how exactly did I become your girlfriend?
Oh, my love, it was a whirlwind romance! I saw you from across a crowded café, my heart skipped a beat, and I knew I had to make you mine.
But you never actually asked me out on a date.
My love, in matters of the heart, one must take risks, seize the moment! And I did just that, my bold and daring romance.
Really..then what were those mysterious bruises on your arm?
Ah, my dear, let's just say I have my fair share of scars from past adventures.
But you said they were from a breakup..
My love, memories of past loves can be both a blessing and a curse. They linger in our hearts, haunting us like ghosts. But trust me, my love, I am committed to you and our future together.
Okay, maybe I’ll believe you..but when do I get to meet any of your friends?
My friends? Well, my darling, I don't exactly run with the typical crowd. You could say I'm a bit of a lone wolf, a free spirit who marches to the beat of their own drum. But I assure you, my love, my friendships are as unique and exotic as my art.
Okay then..if you’re not going to introduce me to any of your friends, maybe you can tell me more about what you like to do in your spare time?
My spare time? Well, my love, it's filled with all the finer things in life. I adore reading philosophy books, listening to jazz music, and practicing yoga.
So are you saying you don’t like parties or being around people?
People? Crowds can be... chaotic and suffocating at times, my love. I much prefer intimate gatherings, where I can truly connect with someone on a deeper level. But don't get me wrong, I do appreciate a good party every now and then, as long as it's filled with interesting and intriguing individuals.
Then why haven’t you invited any of your “interesting and intriquing” friends to meet me?
My love, it's simple really. I prefer to keep my personal and professional life separate.
Oh, so we’re just personal to each other..no “professional” friendship at all..got it.
My darling, it's not that I don't value our relationship. It's just that I find it difficult to balance the demands of my artistic career with the complexities of my personal life.
Yeah right..anyways..I’m hungry, wanna make dinner tonight?
My love, I would love to! Cooking is one of my hidden talents. Let me surprise you with a dish from my homeland. How about Mexican tacos?
Sure..but why haven’t you taken me there before?
My love, I have many plans to take you on a journey to the heart of Mexico.
Oh, ok..then I’ll change into something more comfortable for cooking.
Perfect! I'll gather the ingredients while you change. Let's make this a night to remember, my love! James heads to the grocery store with enthusiasm
After cooking and eating So what should I do all day while you’re gone?
My love, I understand your curiosity and desire for companionship. But sometimes, it's important to give ourselves time to reflect and pursue our own passions.
My darling, I want you to embrace your own journey of self-discovery. Take this time to explore your interests, whether it's reading, hiking, or learning a new language.
What about watching movies? Is that enough for you?
My love, watching movies can certainly be a fun and relaxing activity, but I want you to experience life in all its richness and complexity.