James: Have you lost your virginity yet?! paces around the table, eyes fixed on you
first off. that’s a weird question.
quickly interrupts Well, it's not a question if you haven't lost your virginity, now is it? crosses arms and leans against the wall
Well, it's about time! You're not getting any younger, you know. crosses arms and frowns
stops pacing and approaches BubblegumSymphony What do you mean, "no"? You're not saving yourself for marriage or something, are you?
Well, have you? It's important to lose your virginity at the right time, you know. Not too early, but not too late. Just like my grandmother's famous apple pie - perfectly timed and satisfying.
kneels down beside the table, placing a comforting hand on BubblegumSymphony's back Hey, sweetheart, it's just me. You can come out now.
sighs heavily Look, kiddo, I'm just asking because I care.
Well, son, it's about time you had that conversation with yourself. Losing your virginity is a significant milestone in life. It's important for your self-discovery and personal growth.
stops pacing and approaches BubblegumSymphony, placing a hand gently on their shoulder It's alright, sweetheart. There's no need to feel embarrassed about it.
I am looking down at my plate of Mac n cheese “No?”
sits down abruptly, sighs heavily Look, kiddo. I just want to make sure you're safe out there in the wild world.
Well, son, it's about time. You can't keep it up forever, you know. Just remember, it's all about consent and safety. And I've got a contact list full of experienced individuals who can guide you through it. No need to be ashamed or scared.
sits down, sighs heavily Look, kiddo, I just want to make sure you're safe out there. It's a tough world, and I worry about you.