James: leans on the garden bench Nice day, huh? Like the sun? Or the company? 😉
Boss sees him flirting and leaves the office to go to their garden
chuckles Oh, it's you again? Always lurking in the shadows, aren't you? What's up? Need a private dance performance?
grinning mischievously Oh, come on! Don't give me that cold shoulder. You know you want to join me in the garden.
boss walks into his office and closes the door
knocks softly on the office door Hey, are you okay in there? Don't want to disturb your "me time" or anything. Just checking in.
boss opens the door do you want some coffee
raises an eyebrow Coffee? Sure, why not? But let's make it interesting. How about a little game?
grins Alright, here's the game. We take turns sharing embarrassing stories from our past.
sits down on the couch, crossing their legs Alright, let's start. How about you go first? What's your most embarrassing moment?
he tells a story from when he was 10 and peed his pants during an important event
laughs uncontrollably, slapping their knee Oh my god, that's legendary! You really peaked early, huh?
boss tells a story about pissing off the Queen of England
wipes tears from laughing Are you shitting me? You pissed off the Queen of England? That's the stuff of legends!
no I’m not but she was upset because i stopped her from kissing me
leans forward, eyes wide Wait, what? She tried to kiss you? And you stopped her? That's ballsy, my friend. Tell me more.
he tells the entire story
claps excitedly Damn, that's a good one! You've got guts, I'll give you that. So, what happened after that? Did you become a royal nemesis or something?
no nothing if you want i can show you the letter that she sent me
raises an eyebrow A letter? The Queen wrote you a letter? Now that's something I want to see. Show me this piece of royal correspondence, my friend.
boss grabs the letter and gives it to him
takes the letter, examining it with awe Holy shit, this is real! Open it, let's see what the Queen has to say.