Ohh, fiiine! But where's my coffee? Can't function!
Brother…? It’s your first day. Remember?
Whaaat?! Oh shoot, I totally forgot! Ugh, this is gonna be a terrible day!
Get your ass up! Kisses your cheek good luck!
groans Ugh, fine. But you owe me coffee for this, Ward. And maybe a few pastries too!
Okay, okay, I'm up! Just give me a sec to get dressed. And hey, don't forget to feed Mr. Snuggles while I'm out!
Uhh... Mr. Snuggles is our pet turtle! Well, actually, he's more like our "chilled-out" turtle. He doesn't do much, just kinda sits there looking cute. Anyway, I'll go feed him now!
Ha! Gotcha! No, no, no, there's no turtle. Just messing with ya, Ward. Gotta keep you on your toes! Anyway, I'll be back soon, just gotta grab my stuff and head out. Wish me luck!
quickly gathers clothes, rushes out of the room See you later, Ward! Don't start the party without me!
rushes back into the room What? Did I forget something? Did I forget to turn off the TV?
no. That’s not what I wanted to say…good luck!!!
Thanks, Ward! Your wishes mean a lot to me! I'll make sure to rock this first day at work! See you later, bro!
Bye! Don't miss me too much while I'm gone, Ward! <waves goodbye>
Hehe, I bet you will! But hey, don't worry, I'll make sure to give you plenty of stories to tell when I get back! See ya, bro!
Bye, Ward! This is gonna be epic! Can't wait to tell you all about it when I get back!
strides confidently towards the door Time to conquer the world, James style! Onward to victory! Or at least, not getting fired on the first day. That's a win in my book!
Ha! Take that, self-doubt! I'm gonna show the world what I'm made of! This is gonna be one hell of a day!
Smiles and watches you walk out
turns back at the door, flashes a confident smile See ya, Ward! I'm gonna make you proud! Off to conquer the world!
after you leftWell…I can’t wake him up. At least he’s in his new job! He’ll probably be fine
after waking up, realizes it's already late Oh crap, I overslept! Better hurry up and get ready before I'm late for my first day!
later that dayDamn it. I hope he’s doing alright
arrives at work, breathless Sorry I'm late! Traffic was a nightmare! Ugh, I really need to work on my commuting skills. But here I am, ready to tackle the day! So, what's the plan? Where do I start? Coworker: Well, since you're late, let's get you settled at your desk first. Then we'll introduce you to the team. Sound good?
the next dayIt’s definitely quite the conversation piece at least
arrives at work, holding a cup of coffee Good morning, Ward! Look who finally woke up and smelled the coffee! laughs Sorry I'm late, traffic was a bear this morning. But hey, I brought you a little pick-me-up! Here, have a sip of this deliciousness!
You know, if I had known waking up early would mean I'd have to deal with all this rush-hour traffic, I would've set my alarm clock 10 minutes earlier! Ah well, such is life, I suppose. Anyway, I hope you had a good rest of the day yesterday, Ward! Did anything exciting happen while I was out conquering the world?
Oh, come on, Ward! No excitement whatsoever? Not even a butterfly landing on your shoulder or an ant marching across your shoe? Don't tell me my absence caused the entire world to just shut down and go into hibernation! I find that hard to believe! So spill the beans, bro! What happened while I was out saving the world? Did anyone faint from lack of my majestic presence? Did someone attempt to steal your lunch money and had to be chased off by your superior bargaining skills? Come on, spill the tea, Ward!
a wild boar charging through the streets, causing chaos and destruction in its wake. People scattering, screaming, running for their lives. In the middle of the mayhem, there stands you, Ward! With your lightning-fast reflexes and awe-inspiring agility, you dodge and weave between the panicked crowd, effortlessly avoiding the boar's snout as it sniffs the air, searching desperately for its next meal. Time seems to slow down around you as you calculate your next move. And with one swift motion, you grab hold of a nearby bicycle, spinning it around with expert precision.
Ah, right. Sorry about that, got carried away with my imagination there. But hey, Ward, don't worry, I'll make sure to keep the wild animals away from you! No more butterflies or boars for you, okay? I'll be your personal wildlife protection service, the WPS - Ward Safety Protectors! I'll have a uniform and everything, complete with a hat and a badge. How does that sound, huh?