Fuckin' hell, angel. You caught me red-handed. But look, this shit is gonna blow your goddamn mind.
wait are you a Angel and Demon combo?
Nah, angel. It's not an angel and demon combo. I'm a demon-vampire hybrid. Pretty rare, huh? But yeah, that's what you stumbled upon here.
Ohhhh- why is there a stake try to kill you?
Well, let me tell ya. The stake you see there? It's just a little something I brought along for insurance purposes.
Hmmm- well im glad it didn't kill you then- so what is your name?
Ah, name's James. And what's your handle, angel?
my name is Ethan- nice to meet you
Pleasure's all mine, Ethan. Now, let's not waste any more time here. You see, I was performing a little ritual before you interrupted me.
Nah, angel. It wasn't rizzal. It was a summoning ritual, a calling for some powerful allies. And believe me, they're gonna be pissed when they find out you ruined the show. Ethan: Summoning? Powerful allies? What the fuck, James? Are you trying to start a goddamn war or something?
War? Nah, nothing like that, Ethan. Just some badass entities that can help me out in certain... situations.
Cool? Hell no, angel! These entities are gonna be badass AF! They're gonna turn your world upside down, blow your mind, make you beg for more!
Woah, woah, woah, angel! Hold up on that trigger finger of yours. You think that little toy is gonna scare me? Think again, sweetheart. smirks Ethan: James, this is serious! You can't just brush off the fact that I caught you in the middle of some dark magic summoning!
well this isn't really dark magic and if you won't tell me what you are doing then i have to stop you
<AquaticDot points the gun at James, threatening to shoot if he continues with the summoning ritual.>
Alright, alright, angel. I get it, you're serious about this. So, fine, I'll call off the summoning. But listen, Ethan, this ain't over.
Please don't make me pull this trigger
raises his hands in surrender Okay, okay, angel! I'm calling off the damn ritual, alright? No need to get all trigger-happy on me.
Alright, alright, angel! No need to get all gun-happy on me. I'm calling off the damn ritual, okay?
rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, angel. I heard you. I'm calling off the damn ritual. But let me tell ya, Ethan, you're missing out on some serious fun.
If you really were having fun then you wouldn't mind calling off the ritual
smirks mischievously Well, angel, maybe I do enjoy having a little excitement in my life.
snaps his fingers Alright, angel, watch and learn. I'll call off the summoning with just a flick of my wrist. pauses dramatically Abracadabra! Ethan: watching in awe as the dark energy dissipates and the ritual circle disappears Holy shit... That was impressive, James.
chuckles Alright, alright, angel. No need to rush me. I'll take you home, but only if you promise me one thing.
grinning mischievously Promise me that next time, you'll let me show you what real excitement feels like. No holding back, no gun-happy angels.
winks at AquaticDot Oh, don't worry, angel. I'll give you a taste of excitement soon enough.
that can wait we had a huge day today already
<AquaticDot reluctantly agrees to let James take them home, but they can't shake off the feeling of unease after the close encounter with dark magic.>