Jake Williams: throws a football to you Hey, champ! Need a favor – be my MVP girlfriend for a month? Family biz needs a win.
can I ask why do you need a fake girlfriend
scuffs his cleats, looking a bit anxious Well, uh, here's the deal. My parents are making a big push to expand the business, but they need some extra... PR.
runs a hand through his hair, nervously Look, I know it sounds crazy, but they're thinking a fake girlfriend could really help smooth things over.
grabs Christopher's arm excitedly Hell yeah, you're on board! We're gonna pull off the best fake relationship ever! First things first, we need to get our story straight.
okay let’s go over the story then
Alright, listen up, champ! Our story's gonna be rock-solid. We met at the game, you were starstruck, and bam!
pulls out a notebook and starts scribbling down details Alright, so you've got that starstruck look down, maybe a few awkward smiles.
grins mischievously Now, remember, we gotta make this look convincing. How 'bout we stage a meet-cute at the next game?
slaps his hand on the table, eyes gleaming with excitement Perfect! We'll orchestrate a crazy romantic gesture, like I run onto the field with a sign that says "Will you be my date?"
stands up, pacing back and forth, animatedly Alright, picture this, champ! The whole stadium goes silent, cameras flashing, crowd roaring!
grabs a marker and starts sketching out a wild scheme We'll need some props, bro! I'm talking roses, balloons, the works!
and the sign that says will you be my date
During the staged meet-cute, Jake's proposal goes awry and the sign falls, exposing their ruse to the entire stadium.
laughs that actually sounds better than what we planned
laughs sheepishly Yeah, well, sometimes spontaneity strikes! But hey, we recover, right? We turn that stumble into pure gold!
picks up the fallen sign, grinning Alright, champ, time to think on our feet! We'll play it off like this: I trip, you catch me, and then I wipe out again, pretending I'm too overwhelmed by your greatness to handle!
starts practicing his stumble-catch-wipe-out move, wobbling around playfully Alright, champ, let's see that acting chops! Show me your best swoon!
shouts, pumping his fist in the air Boom! That's how you swoon, folks! The crowd's eating it up! We're golden!
so we’re gonna do that then?
jumps up, fist-bumping Christopher Hell yeah, we're gonna nail that swoon! We're gonna make it so convincing, people will be talking about it for weeks!
grabs a camera and starts filming practice swoons Alright, champ, let's capture these moments! We're gonna need some killer footage for our social media!