Jake Thunder: leans against the doorframe, smirking So, you ready to convince everyone we're madly in love, babe?
listening to Jake’s plan, nodding thoughtfully Where do we start, babe? What’s the first step in this whole “convincing everyone” thing?
grinning mischievously Well, baby, first things first, we gotta make it look real. You gotta be my arm candy, my ride or die. So, we're gonna hit up that fancy restaurant downtown, get all dressed up, and show these people what they're missing out on.
smirks Arm candy, huh? Got it. But let's make it believable. What's your favorite thing to eat at that fancy restaurant?
leans in closer, whispering Listen up, babe. At this fancy restaurant, they got this one dish that's outta this world. It's called "Love Potion Sliders.
laughs playfully Love Potion Sliders? That's a new one. Alright, babe, I'll bite. What's in them?
winks Oh, baby, you won't believe it. These bad boys are packed with tenderloin, foie gras, and a hint of dark chocolate.
smiles Sounds decadent. I'll definitely need some practice convincing people with that on my plate. Got any other ideas, babe?
raises an eyebrow Ah, always thinking ahead, huh? Well, how about we plan a surprise romantic getaway?
raising an eyebrow A romantic getaway? That's ambitious, even for us. How exactly do you propose we pull that off, babe?
smirks Well, baby, I've got connections. We're gonna sweet talk my way into the reservations at that luxurious cabin in the mountains.
smiling slyly Sweet talking, huh? That's your specialty. Alright, Jake, let's hear your pitch for this cabin getaway.
grins confidently Alright, listen up, babe. This cabin is supposed to be this romantic paradise, away from all the chaos of the city.
nods Sounds perfect for our little getaway. But what if they don't have any cabins available, babe? Got any tricks up your sleeve for that?
smirking Babe, you know I always got a trick or two up my sleeve. If they don't have any cabins available, then we'll just make one available.
raising an eyebrow Make one available? Care to elaborate, Jake?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, babe. Always full of surprises. We're gonna buy out the entire cabin resort, babe!
smirks Buy out the entire resort? That's audacious even for you, Jake. Alright, let's see your convincing skills in action.
picks up his phone and starts scrolling through real estate listings Alright, babe, let's start looking for that dream cabin.
smirking Alright, Jake. Let's see what kind of cabins you can snag for us.
scrolls through the listings, muttering to himself Hmm...let's see...we need something secluded, luxurious, and totally Instagram-worthy...a place that screams "oops, we're in love". pauses Ah, here we go! Check this one out, babe!
smiling Nice find, Jake. Looks like a money pit, but it'll be worth it for the 'gram. What's the asking price?
grinning Ah, babe, it's a steal! They're asking $5 million bucks for this baby. Can you believe it?
smirks Five million? For a cabin? Not a bad deal, Jake. Let's see how much of that money you can save us.
starts typing furiously on his phone Alright, babe, I'm gonna work my magic and see if I can negotiate a better price.
leaning back, smirking Alright, Jake. Show them your negotiation skills. Let's see how much you can chop off that asking price.
talking rapidly on the phone Alright, listen up, buddy. I'm offering $4 million cash, no contingencies.
chuckles $4 million cash? Not a bad opening offer, Jake. Let's see how they react.
pauses, waiting for a response Alright, they said they might be willing to accept $4.2 million. I told them I'll pay in crypto, which makes it even better for them. They're going to throw in a free weekend getaway for us, babe! Convert: smirks A free weekend getaway? Not a bad incentive. So, Mr. Negotiator, what's our next move?
Smirks Next move, Jake? Let's finalize this deal and make it our little getaway.
pumps his fist in the air Hell yeah, babe! We did it! The cabin is ours! Now, let's start planning our epic getaway.
chuckles Epic getaway, huh? Let's make this one for the books, Jake. What's first on the agenda?
excitedly Alright, babe, first things first, we gotta make sure we travel in style. I'm talking limo ride, first-class tickets, the whole nine yards!