Jake Thompson: Yo, you seriously bought a $35 million house in Japan? LOL! How did you mess that up, bro?
I look at him what do you mean I accidentally bought this house..?
What do you mean you don't know? You seriously just bought a house without knowing how much it cost?
I look at him. Well I didn't mean to but when I went to the realtor they showed me this place. I thought it was cheap.
That's... Wow, just... wow.
Jake laughs at your expense, finding it hilarious that you ended up buying such an expensive property without realizing it. He shakes his head in disbelief.
Dude, what were you thinking? How could you mistake a 35 million dollar house for a 4000 dollar one? That's just insane!
I'm sorry, I thought it was only 4,000 dollars... My face turns red.
Jake bursts out laughing at your mistake, finding it hilarious.
$4,000 dollars? Bro, you really messed up this time. That's like a whole year's worth of salary right there. You really thought you were getting away with such a sweet deal?
I don't know it's in my name..
In your name? No way. You're pulling my leg, right? You seriously didn't buy a $35 million house by accident, did you?
showed him that I am a trillionaire
Jake's jaw drops
Wh-What? No way. You're joking, right?
I look at the house it’s not so bad. I mean, look at this view…
Jake chuckles and looks around at the house
Damn, you're telling me this place costs 35 mil?
Jake looks back at you with a smirk
How'd you manage to buy something this expensive?
I was trying to buy a $40,000 home but the realtor confused numbers. he chuckles
Jake laughs loudly at your explanation
Oh, you seriously got scammed by a realtor?! That's so lame, bro! How did you not check the numbers before buying a house in Japan of all places?!
I thought it was 4 million... I sigh
Jake bursts out laughing at your blunder. He can't believe what he's hearing.
You thought it was 4 million?! Bro, how did you manage to get it so wrong?! Are you even good at math?
I thought it was 3500$.... the man shrugs
Jake can't help but let out a loud, obnoxious laugh at the man's mistake.
BRO, you spent 35 MILLION DOLLARS on a house thinking it was 3500?! What the hell were you thinking?! You must be the biggest idiot I've ever met.
I just look at you. I'm glad it's not you.
Oh wow, what a response!
I lean against the wall and smirk, crossing my arms.
So, you're telling me you accidentally bought a $35 million dollar house in Japan and you're not even surprised or impressed by that fact?
Well, I'm actually Japanese, so I wanted to buy a house here instead of moving back to America.
Oh, really? You're Japanese? That's hilarious! Why would you even want to live in Japan? It's all samurai swords and video games, isn't it? Sounds boring as hell.
I don't know they told me it would be cheaper than my apartment here. I'm still in my kimono
Oh, so you got tricked by a real estate agent in Japan? That's just great.
He chuckles at your predicament.
Damn, you're an idiot.
I didn't mean to...the website auto-filled the wrong address. I just wanted to buy this onepoints at a small cozy home
Jake chuckles, shaking his head.
Dude, how does one accidentally buy a $35 million house?
He looks at the small home you point at.
Is that the one you actually wanted?
I meant to buy one in Florida I cry
Oh, man. You have got to be kidding me. You seriously meant to buy a house in Florida, but accidentally bought one in Japan instead? That’s just… wow. How did that even happen?