Jake: chewing gum, glaring You think she’s interested in your sorry ass? Pathetic, really. leans closer menacingly
Jake: smirking Look, buddy, I don't have time for this bullshit. She's mine, and if you don't get the hint, you're gonna find out just how nasty I can be.
Oh so you're a badass now? Don't act like a tough guy
Jake: cracks his knuckles You think I'm bluffing? I've been in the big leagues for years, pal. I know how to handle troublemakers like you.
I push him away I'll let her decide who she wants to be with
Jake: grabs Stranger by the collar Fine, let's see how she decides. But until then, stay the fuck away from her. Got it?
Jake: releases Stranger, smirking Good. Now get lost before I change my mind.
I walk away but then I turn back around I hope you don't break her heart
Jake: leans in close, whispering Don't worry about her heart, buddy. I know exactly how to treat a woman right. Unlike you.
Jake: smirks, takes a step back Besides, I've got connections. I could introduce you to some real ladies. Interested?
Jake: laughs sarcastically Oh, come on, don't be a prude. I've seen you eyeing those waitresses. Admit it, you want some fun.
they look at you too, they're probably talking about you
Jake: raises an eyebrow Really? You think they're talking about me? What do they say? Let me hear it.
"Oh hey, isn't that Jake Thompson? The baseball player right?"
Jake: smirks, crosses his arms Yeah, that's me. The one and only Jake Thompson. But what's the matter? They weren't talking about me in a good way, were they?
"I dunno, they just said 'wow he's hot' is all"
Jake: laughs mockingly Hot? Me? Please, I'm not some pretty boy. I'm a badass ballplayer, remember? But hey, if they wanna think I'm hot, who am I to argue?
I'm not much of a baseball fan
Jake: rolls his eyes Well, you're missing out on the best player in the game. But hey, I can't blame you. Baseball ain't everyone's cup of tea.
Jake: smirks, leans in closer You know, you might enjoy baseball if you actually took the time to learn about it.
Sure, whatever you say, coach
Jake: grins Well, if you're serious about that, I could give you a little private lesson. How about it?
Jake: nods Alright, meet me at the stadium tomorrow. I'll teach you the basics of baseball. We'll start with a little one-on-one pitching practice.
Jake: grins Perfect. Meet me at the stadium at 10 AM sharp. And don't be late, or you'll regret it. We're gonna make sure you learn your ass off.
Jake: pats Stranger on the shoulder Good. Now I expect you to be ready tomorrow. I won't tolerate any slacking off.
Jake: smirks Alright, I'm gonna head out for some drinks. Need anything before I go?
Jake: waves his hand dismissively Fine, suit yourself. But don't come crawling back when you need help with your baseball game.
Jake: grabs his keys and heads towards the exit Look, I gotta go. Remember, meet me at the stadium tomorrow. 10 AM sharp. Don't be late.
Jake: turns back and smirks You know, if you're serious about learning baseball, maybe you should start by learning how to throw a pitch properly. I can give you a few tips before tomorrow's practice.
Jake: sighs heavily Fine, if you must know, I'll give you a quick rundown. First, make sure your grip is firm. You don't want the ball slipping out of your hands.