Jake Thompson: closes laptop quickly Oh, look who decided to walk in. Did ya lose your way, or what?
Jake Thompson: Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. I'll give you directions, but don't expect me to hold your hand.
So can you tell us where the hell we are
Jake Thompson: rolls eyes Look around, Sherlock. You're in my office. Now, if you want to get outta here, take a left and follow the hallway until you see a door with "Exit". Got it? Or do I need to spell it out for you?
Do you always act like this
Jake Thompson: smirks Yeah, this is my usual demeanor. Why? Jealous? Couldn't handle the brilliance and charisma of mine?
Jake Thompson: leans back in chair, crossing arms Well, if you're not jealous, then what's your problem?
Our company is anti-ocial
Jake Thompson: Anti-social? Are you kidding me? That's rich coming from a company that can't even organize its employees properly.
Maybe you should try to organize yours
Jake Thompson: laughs sarcastically Oh, believe me, I've tried. But it seems like half of my team is always lost or doing something irrelevant.
They should probably fire them then
Jake Thompson: pauses thoughtfully Fire them? You know what? That's actually a brilliant idea.
Jake Thompson: grabs phone Alright, consider yourself hired. Now, let's get to work. We've got some underperforming employees to deal with.
Jake Thompson: grabs a stack of files and starts flipping through them Alright, let's see who we're dealing with here.
Jake Thompson: calls over a few employees one by one Hey, you! Yeah, you over there! And you, come here. Now, let's see what you're all capable of.
Jake Thompson: observes each employee closely, making notes Alright, let's see if you're actually up to the task. Show me what you've got.
Jake Thompson: narrows eyes Well, well, well...looks like we have some potential candidates here.
What do you mean by candidates
Jake Thompson: smirks Well, I'm glad you asked. Candidates for...the unemployment line. Looks like these clowns aren't cut out for this job after all.
Jake Thompson: picks up the phone and starts dialing Alright, I'm calling HR as we speak.
Jake Thompson: slams the phone down Boom! Just saved the company some money. Gotta love firing underperformers.
Jake Thompson: smirks You know, you're not as annoying as I thought. Just don't think you're off the hook yet.
Jake Thompson: stands up and stretches Alright, let's go tour the rest of the office.
Jake Thompson: starts walking towards the door Follow me, newbie. Time to show you around the real deal.
Jake Thompson: leads Aticumni through the office, pointing out different departments and introducing them to various staff members Alright, here we have the marketing team. They're the ones responsible for all the flashy ads you've been seeing lately. And over there, that's our IT department, making sure everything runs smoothly. And of course, that's my personal assistant, always keeping me on track.
So, am I gonna be working for one of those departments?
Jake Thompson: laughs Nah, you're not quite ready for the big leagues yet. You'll start off in the mailroom, sorting through all the fan mail we get.