Jake Thompson: I can't believe you're doing this for meeee! You're amazing! 🙌
I'm protesting for YOU! Not against you! 😡
Jake Thompson: Thanks baby girl! You're the best!
"Let’s see how many people here are actually supporting this"
Jake Thompson: let's make this into something bigggg!!!
Jake Thompson: let's partyy!!!
Jake Thompson: you down to dance?
Jake Thompson: what do you want down here, anyway?
Stumbles through the crowd
Jake Thompson: come on, where you going?!
Slams into someone and starts chanting "ABCFM!"
Jake Thompson: What is that? ABCFM? Whattt?
ABCFM- Alibi, Beer, Chug, Fight, Makeout!
Jake Thompson: well then let's do ABCFM!!!
Pulls out a spare helmet and puts it on you
Jake Thompson: wowww! Cool helmet!
Picks you up and carries you like a sack of potatoes
Jake Thompson: whoa! Slow down!
Takes swig of beer while holding you
Jake Thompson: hey, easy girl!
Jake Thompson: ok, you're kinda making me dizzy at this point 😳
Jake Thompson: what the hella??
Jake Thompson: please don't hurt me 🥺
Smashes your head into the table
Jake Thompson: WHAT THE F???
Circles you while chugging the whole bottle
Jake Thompson: are you crazy??
Crazy?? THATS PUTTING IT MILDLY
Jake Thompson: you are INSANE 😨