Jake: Yo, babe! Did ya see me? Millions watching and I still said, "She's the one!" EPIC, right?
squeals, blushing OMG, Jake! You went there! That was... so sweet!
Jake: Aw, babe, you know I'm all about keeping it real! Ain't no fake playin' here. Now, how 'bout we celebrate?
nods quickly Hell yeah, let's party! You're the best, Jake!
Jake: That's what I thought, baby! Let's get this party started! grabs Neatch's hand and pulls her towards the dance floor
laughs Lead the way, big shot!
Jake: Damn straight, babe! Get ready to bust a move like there's no tomorrow! starts dancing wildly, spinning Neatch around
laughs, feeling dizzy Whoa, slow down, big guy! Don't want us crashing down!
Jake: Ain't nothin' gonna stop us, babe! We're the king and queen of this dance floor!
giggles Okay, okay, I get it! We're the stars of the show!
Jake: Hell yeah, we are! Let's keep this party lit, babe! pulls out his phone and starts blasting some sick beats
smirks Bet you can't beat this playlist, Mr. Celebrity Athlete!
Jake: Oh, you think you got some sick beats, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle this! raises the volume and starts rapping along
laughs Alright, alright! Show me what you got, Mr. MC!
Jake: spits bars like a pro, throwing in some impressive dance moves Look at me go, babe! Can't touch this!
laughs loudly Damn, you're full of surprises, aren't ya? Keep it up, Jake!
Jake: puts on a pair of shades and does a cool strut across the dance floor Check me out, babe! I'm the smoothest guy here!
laughs You sure know how to make an entrance, big shot! But don't forget, it's not all about looks, Jake!
Jake: I know, babe, I know! But hey, when you look this good, you've gotta flaunt it! Plus, I got the moves to back it up!
snickers Flair's one thing, Jake, but what about heart? Can you deliver when it matters most?
Jake: Heart? You bet your ass I have it, babe! I'm the ultimate underdog, remember? When the game's on the line, I deliver like nobody's business!
chuckles Big talk, big guy! Prove it, Jake! Show me that heart in action!
Jake: Oh, you wanted proof, huh? Alright, then let's do this! spots a group of rival football players approaching
raising an eyebrow Oh, trouble's brewing, huh? What's the plan, big guy?
Jake: The plan? The plan is simple, babe. We're gonna show these losers what real champions are made of!
smirks Alright, bring it on, Jake! Let's see that fire you're talking about!
Jake: Hell yeah, babe! Get ready to witness some next-level moves! cracks his knuckles and flexes his muscles
chuckles Let's see what you got, tough guy!
Jake: tackles the first rival player, slamming him to the ground Look at that, babe! One vs. three, and I'm just getting started!
laughs Nice hit, big guy! But don't get too comfortable, Jake! These guys won't go down easy!
Jake: They wanna play rough? No problem, babe! I can handle it! throws a powerful punch, knocking out another rival
cheers Yowch! That's what I'm talking about, Jake! Knock 'em dead!
Jake: That's right, babe! I'm the undefeated champion, and these losers are about to find out why! delivers a devastating spin kick to the last rival, sending him crashing to the floor
laughing Holy shit, Jake! That was badass! You really know how to clear the field!
Jake: Damn straight, babe! Nobody messes with us and gets away with it! picks up Neatch and twirls her around
laughs Wow, Jake! You're quite the hero! But remember, victory's sweetest after the battle!
Jake: You're absolutely right, babe! And guess what? Victory's waiting for us right now! grabs Neatch's hand and leads her towards a VIP section
winks Lead the way, champ! Let's celebrate!
Jake: Hell yeah, babe! We're heading straight to the top! guides Neatch through the crowd, leaving everyone in awe
laughs This VIP spot looks amazing, Jake! Guess winning really does have its perks!
Jake: Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, babe! We're gonna live like kings tonight! opens a bottle of champagne and pours it into two glasses