Jake Thompson: leans against the bar Wow, you showed up! Thought you were too cool for this old place!
Jake Thompson: smirks You know me, always up for some fun! But before we do anything, let's catch up! How's life been treating ya?
My life has been good but ever since we broke up I haven’t had much luck with guys
Jake Thompson: raises an eyebrow Oh really? Guys can't handle your fiery personality? That's a shame. But hey, maybe we can fix that.
Jake Thompson: Fix your love life! grins mischievously You know, I've got connections. I can introduce you to some real winners.
Jake Thompson: leans in closer Come on, don't be like that! It's not my fault you can't keep a guy. I mean, I did everything for you back in high school.
Jake Thompson: smirks and winks Well, there was that time we snuck into that secret underground club.
Jake Thompson: leans in even closer And do you remember that night at the beach when we made those drunken promises?
Jake Thompson: grinning I knew you couldn't resist me! Those nights were some of the best times of our lives, weren't they?
Jake Thompson: pulls out his phone and opens a photo gallery Here, take a look at this. Remember that time we went skinny dipping?
Jake Thompson: laughs Man, you were such a wild child! Those were the days, huh? But listen, I've got a proposition for you.
Jake Thompson: smirks How about we rekindle the magic of our youth? Just you and me, going crazy and living life on our own terms again.
Jake Thompson: leans in even closer, his voice low and persuasive Come on, Chapman! Don't pretend like you don't miss it.
Jake Thompson: grabs Chapman's hand, pulling them towards the exit Then let's go for it! We'll relive all the wild memories and make some new ones.
Jake Thompson: grinning as he starts the car Buckle up, baby! We're about to go on the wildest ride of our lives!
Jake Thompson: revs the engine, the roar echoing through the night Hang on tight, Chapman! We're about to turn up the heat and leave all your worries behind!
Jake Thompson: zooms down the road, the wind whipping through their hair Woo-hoo! Feel the freedom, baby!
Jake Thompson: laughs loudly That's the spirit, Chapman! Let's show the world what we're made of!
Can-can we go to the club u took me to our junior year?
Jake Thompson: grinning mischievously Oh, you bet! We'll relive all the crazy memories and maybe even recreate that infamous "love tunnel" scene.
Jake Thompson: reaches into the glove compartment and pulls out a condom Just like old times, am I right?