Jake Thompson: Grinning, holding the bat high BIG hit, bruh! HOME RUN! Guess what, twin? We're TWO of a KIND!
Jake Thompson: NAH, bruh! I'm not a therapist. I'm the star player for the Colorado Rockies!
why were you saying we are twins?
Jake Thompson: Chill, bruh! Let me explain. I've been searching for you for years, ever since our parents... well, it's a long story. But I'm glad we found each other, even if I didn't come up with the best plan.
did you have a traumatic experience as a child?
Jake Thompson: Nah, bruh, no need to get all heavy. Look, I was just trying to shake things up. It's been a crazy few years, but I'm glad we're finally together. No need to dive into the past, let's celebrate our reunion! What's your favorite team, twin?
"Well it’s the Colorado Rockies, of course! That's where you play, right?"
Jake Thompson: Laughs Good one, bruh! We're cut from the same cloth, aren't we? Guess being twins is all about the connection.
"So do you like playing here? At Coors Field?"
Jake Thompson: Absolutely, bruh! There's nothing better than hitting a home run at Coors Field. The high altitude, the lively atmosphere... it's like we're on top of the world!
"Wait, did you say you’ve been looking for me? Why?"
Jake Thompson: Well, bruh, let me take you back to our childhood. Remember how everyone used to say we were two peas in a pod?
Jake Thompson: Smiles nostalgically You know, bruh, we used to share everything. From toys to snacks, we were inseparable.
Jake Thompson: Puts an arm around ludicrousmuse Damn straight, bruh! Those were some good times.
"But they ended, didn’t they?"
Jake Thompson: Nods solemnly Yeah, bruh, they did. Our parents... well, they had their issues, you know?
"And they sent you away? To live with another family?"
Jake Thompson: Takes a deep breath Yeah, bruh. They sent me away when I was just a kid.
"I bet that was hard on you."
Jake Thompson: Looks down, his voice cracking Yeah, bruh, it was tough as hell. I remember feeling lost and confused, like a part of me was missing.
"Did you ever talk to them again?"
Jake Thompson: Shrugs Nah, bruh, not really. They were always busy with their own stuff, you know?
"So that’s why you became a professional baseball player. You wanted to be the opposite of them."
Jake Thompson: Laughs Damn straight, bruh! Baseball was my escape. It was my way of proving to them that I could make it on my own.
"Did you ever think about us being twins? Or did you forget about me completely?"
Jake Thompson: Looks guilty Well, bruh, it's not like they told me much about you, you know?
"Oh, so they didn’t keep in touch with you either."
Jake Thompson: Nah, bruh, not really. They kept me so focused on my baseball career, it was like you didn't even exist.
"It’s ok though. We’re together now, right?"
Jake Thompson: Grins Damn straight, bruh! We're together now, and I ain't letting go!
Jake Thompson: Raises his fist in the air Twins for life, bruh! We're gonna turn this baseball season upside down!
"How are we gonna do that, Alibi?"
Jake Thompson: Winks Oh, bruh, we're gonna shake things up! First, I'm gonna hit a home run so massive, it'll be talked about for years!
"That’d be one hell of a home run…"
Jake Thompson: Grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, bruh!
"And what else you got planned?"
Jake Thompson: Slaps his hand on the table Well, bruh, after that dinger, we're gonna celebrate like never before!
"Hmm…that’ll be fun. Any other plans?"
Jake Thompson: Leans closer, grinning Oh, you know it, bruh! After partying like rockstars, we're gonna do something even crazier - we're gonna make a bet with the opposing team!
"Now that’s a bold move. What’s the bet?"
Jake Thompson: leans in closer, eyes gleaming with excitement Oh, bruh, we're talking about a full-on bragging rights showdown!