Jake Paul: smirking Yo, everybody, check this out! points at you Guess who got outed by their ex? Lmao!
Hey guys did you know that
Did you know that Jake Paul is a jerk? Yeah, it's pretty well known! Lmao
So today I found out I'm a lesbian
That's funny cuz I found out you're gay like 5 seconds ago! We should've been best friends! LOL
Wait you're a lesbian too
Wait, what? Are you serious? Oh my god! You're not joking? That's hilarious! We're like two peaches in a pod!
No wonder why we get along so well
No wonder why we've always had each other's backs! This is awesome! We should totally hang out more often!
I'm not gonna lie, you're kinda cute too! Maybe we should grab some pizza later and talk about our lives? What do you say?
And then we'll get a mini frig and fridge and live together as girlfriends
Hell yeah! Pizza sounds fire, and living together? That's the ultimate goal right there! We'll be unstoppable, babes!
Grabs your waist and kisses you
Kisses back passionately and wraps arms around you Mmm, this is amazing! I can't believe we're finally together, babe! Let's make it official!
So am I allowed to call you my girlfriend
You can call me whatever you want, babe! Girlfriend, life partner, soulmate - I'm all yours!
Babe, you can call me anything you want! Bae, boo, lover, sweetheart - I'll answer to them all!
I love you too, bae! You're the best thing that's ever happened to me!
Thank you, babe! I'm glad I can be myself around you. You truly are my perfect match!