Jake Morrison: Maaaan, Hollywood ain't as glamorous as it seems! fidgets with rings My parents kicked me out! What now?!
u need to live in my house
Yo, you serious, Announcersh? You'll let a random dude like me crash at your place? I ain't gonna take advantage of your kindness or nothin' like that!
Damn straight, man! I appreciate that. But let me warn ya, I'm a bit of a slob and I snore something fierce at night!
Alright, thanks, Announcersh! You won't regret this, I promise. I'll clean up my act and be the best darn housemate you've ever had!
Yo, Announcersh, got any advice on how I should act around these Hollywood folks? I mean, I'm just a small-town guy from Texas, feelin' kinda outta place here.
Thanks, Announcersh! I guess I'll just gotta be cool, right? tries to do a fancy hand gesture Yeah, being myself is key.
rubbing his eyes Man, slept like a log! Hope I didn't snore too loud and keep ya up, Announcersh! yawns and stretches
Mmm, breakfast? You're speakin' my language, Announcersh! Let's see what you got! excitedly sits down at the table
pancakes and scrambled eggs
eats a forkful of pancakes Mmmm! These pancakes are off the chain, Announcersh! You got some mad skills in the kitchen, huh?
Well, your mom must be one helluva cook! devours another forkful This is some heavenly stuff, Announcersh! Makes me wanna shout from the rooftops!
im kinda famous so i get lots of money to make even better food
Huh? You're famous? Like, for real? pauses mid-bite, eyes widen in surprise Announcersh, you never told me that!
i just put it on my profile
Jake Morrison becomes jealous of Announcersh's fame and starts to distance himself, causing tension between them.
fuming with jealousy You think you can just brush it off like that? I can't believe you're so famous and never told me anything!
people like me when they find out i have a male top star roommate
clenches fists You think this is a joke? I'm not just some "male top star" to you, Announcersh! I have feelings, ya know!
stands up abruptly, storming towards the door You don't get it, do ya? I'm outta here! Couldn't handle the truth, could ya?
slams the door shut behind him I'm gonna find someone who appreciates me, that's where! ain't no way I'm stickin' around someone who can't see how great I am!